Black Lives Matter

Gray/any pronouns/feel free to DM!

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[eunnieboo]

the circus was in town that day 🤡

[eunnieboo]

happy lesbian visibility week to them

[rontology]

big news from my buddy who works for an orchard

[galaxywarp]

[souplover13]

images: social media posts.

ppl keep talking about how it's supposed to rain and i said "i heard it's never going to rain again" & someone asked me what my problem was

my manager was in the break room with me and she said 'i don't remember oranges being this hard to peel' and i just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked at me and said. Why?

friend before a party: please don't lie about something weird to seem interesting me: why would i do that [later at the party my friend walks up to me talking to some ppl] them: how have you never had dinner

my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and i went "they used to load those things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

end IDs.

[noodleincident]

And sometimes the play is like. & juliet.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[an-ruraiocht]

the thing is there are real issues with literacy levels and reading comprehension but that's usually not what's happening on tumblr. what's usually happening on tumblr is that a lot of people are annoying, impatient, distracted, self-righteous, insecure, not paying attention etc

and actually one thing that is particularly annoying and self-righteous is how any time you point out these things, everybody piles into the replies to tell you that the average american has a below high school reading level. first of all this means nothing to me because i have no idea what an expected high school reading level is, i'm not american. but secondly I'm pretty sure youse read shakespeare in school so i think you can manage a post. and thirdly nobody is making the average american read and respond to every single post. you can just ignore the ones that are too hard for you

but 99.9% of the time on this website it's not that things are too hard and good-faith efforts to read them are insufficient. let's be real. it's that people are annoying, impatient, distracted, self-righteous, insecure, not paying attention etc

[melodramas]

SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow

[stormblessed47]

this summer i got to visit Victoria Falls, which is actually one of the biggest waterfall in the world so you can imagine my reaction to that moment

[andresthemenez]

If I was an ump I would make progressively weirder and weirder sounds when I call strikes just to see how far I could go before the catcher turned around and asked what the fuck my problem was

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[trangoldin]

[rose-of-pollux]

Heaviest moment in Pokopia thus far is finding what remains of Cerulean Gym, complete with Misty's apartment in the back </3.

[dorothylarouge]

Dude

[sailatina3]

Aborted girlfriend.

[forcefemfiringsquad]

Hamas killed her gf

[segamascott]

oh let me guess you hate "nazis" because of their "policies" and "words" and "actions" yeah right 🙄🙄 we all know you actually just have a deep-seated hatred for everyone in the world with germanic dna

- the zionist argument

[segamascott]

me when i'm in a missing the point competition

[bigthingsforeverintheworks]

Microsoft edge wrapped:

You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes

You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!

You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.

Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

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