lyds

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

[holymolyyikes]

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

[crucifysorrow]

Ok I got rid of everyone I didn’t want

[darkshrimpemotions]

Mina taking one look at that one line letter and going "that's not MY man," like oh you know these two were in the habit of writing each other absolute novels detailing every SINGLE thing that happened while they were apart.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[yesterdaisyy]

YOU LIKE THAT BOY BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[dissolvdboy]

they make you go through the horrors when you turn 14 btw

[academy-x]

if i was on the xmen and magneto was saying "im gonna kill all world leaders unless they destroy all their nuclear weapons.... and then i will take over the world" then i would simply wait to stop him until he got done with the first thing

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[melancholic-whimsy]

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

[suicim]

10 likes make me so happy, its like if 10 people came up and gave me money

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[yesterdaisyy]

I do not need to be laughing so hard at instagram reels

[bugsnags]

hear me out on this one, paulkins hadestown

[wartankhorse]

in psychological distress i think this would make a great tumblr post

[wartankhorse]

i am an only child so unfortunately i always have to make it about me