brutum fulmen

✿ She/her ✿ They/them ✿ ❀ biromantic asexual ❃ 27 ❃ If FOMO was a person. Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.

[whitmanic]

Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

[luxiomahariel]

with low sour cream spotting

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Semifinals

DR PEPPER VS SPRITE

DR PEPPER

SPRITE

Remaining time: 17 hours 25 minutes

[chupacabrasmustdie]

“Do you support OCs × canon characters” buddy 30% of my conscious mental activity is devoted to that very topic

[crunchyncrumbly]

zevran first meeting my beloved

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[leaveme2thewolves]

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

[19216811443]

dmon is very cool and im very hyped about a new tank

but also

i love my war criminal

[wizardarchetypes]

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

[pjharvey]

our age of blogs is collapsing

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

not now kitten, daddy is watching two people desecrate their relationship with insomountable betrayal and become fundamentally opposed in every way, yet remain unable to stop caring for each other despite it

[aliswong]

Dani, do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you?

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[milidraws]

d.mon

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[fairycosmos]

local woman doesnt choose career family or even freedom

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[c4rtoonnetwork]

classic