doing okay so far

emotionally unavailable but willing to talk sports

[lowerroad]

about

30s, they/it. ao3 is here. currently watching hockey (oilers & sceptres mainly), reading a bunch of books, and lifting heavy stuff. always into bird videos, dishonored, btvs, and queen's thief. twins with every pokémon. i want to watch more movies so recommend your favorites to me.

i use likes to save posts for reblogging; if i like a personal post of yours and then unlike it, it’s not because i decided i hate you.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[vintxgemiseries]

count me outs

[personalized-plates]

CROLLA

[spikedaily]

unlikely Spike goodness/heroism moments — requested by @chasingfictions

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[dietranch]

embarrassed

[starrynet]

the official sharks on nbcs twitter account has been keeping it real

[starrynet]

more examples from the past week:

[beadyeyes]

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

[motorclty]

juniper lookbook

[airplaner]

[lowerroad]

:(

[miamaimania]

Yohji Yamamoto SS09 ⊘ “DON’T DO THAT” graphic jacket

[lowerroad]

so i am at the point in my fields of mistria playthrough where i'm giftspamming all the villagers. and by some coincidence I triggered juniper and valen's six-heart invitations on the same morning. and theyre both inviting me to the bathhouse. and i did know it was a funny coincidence but i was still like.....👀😳👯‍♀️secret threesome cutscene......

[lowerroad]

it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.

[lowerroad]

what i have learned from this post is that some people have a very different idea of mensah and her marital partners' relationship than i do.

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015.