petra + ariel

advice and tips ! ! ! ! about everything mainly fruit and boys and girls and skin and sassy things and sexy things and nudity and clothes on also about being sneaky and having crushes and crying in your bed or in the grass and the hair on your head and downtown ;-)

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its very cold said the nipples

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less is sometimes more (when u dont have the more)

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your breasts are not small they are 'minimalist'

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how to flirt (through the internet)

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what happened to Petra's tumblr? did she change it?? x

YA My tumblr is now lydialuncheon 

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brush ur teeth in the shower but make sure the floss doesn't build up in the drain like mine did

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everything is cheaper on ebay (4 real)

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give yourself a funny hair cut.......................................................................downstairs

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so, i think i need some advice... i have this weird connection with my bestie, we are both annoying and depressing teens that have a lot of hate to share, and about a week ago i was kind of in a crisis that was desperately seeking for someone to hear it; i tried to talk about it with him, but he didn't show much of caring for it. I was pretty upset because of that, but then he had a crisis himself a few days ago. I was still hurt and sensitive over the topic, so in a not so gentle way i...

are you daira

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hi, my band needs a new name. can you help suggest some? :)

tok heres the beST name ever but i thikn its taken 

YEASTIE GIRLS 

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how to be happy pleeeeease but. please

but what

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put pictures that make you happy in the space around u. i just stuck vivienne westwood with her hands on her hips and knee bent this is a great pose also use this

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if a boy likes u with ur hair down, wear it UP 

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your advice is life changing

sex changing

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I am trying to write a funny comic but I have no ideas for funny comics what should I do?

ok heres one these yuppie parents in suits with flip phones are desperately trying to nappy train their baby and its been going a while and one day the baby walks towards the toilet and pulls its nappy off. they r both very happy smiling and saying 'we must call terry' then the baby waddles over 2 its nappy and does a poop on it next to the toilet

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what if you have a problem, what if you like one direction and you like them too much

everytime u feel pain think of them and after a while they will just be painful 2 listen to x x x

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I need advice.

we are here to help ! ! !light some incense babies we are BACK