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Sorry EU - Redoux

Sorry EU – Redoux

I’ve been away from my blog for two years now, after writing a way-too-wordy post about what Europeans could expect from the moral vacuum, Donald Trump, as President. Here it again much abbreviated, but still worth reading as it lays out how Trump deals with America, as well.

Sorry Europe, We Fouled Our Nest with Trump

As an American, I wish to send a note of apology to our European…

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SORRY EU, WE FOULED OUR NEST

SORRY EU, WE FOULED OUR NEST

Sorry, EU, We Fouled Our Nest with Trump Donald Trump Photo credit: Reuters As an American, I wish to send a note of apology to our European friends for fouling our nest with Donald Trump. Gorillas are known to defecate in their nests, too, and America, if nothing else, is a 500-pound gorilla on the world stage. The last time America fouled its nest was with the 2000 election of one of America’s…

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Trump Extends Credit to Mexico for Great Wall

Trump Extends Credit to Mexico for Great Wall

Donald Trump Waffles on Great Wall Photo credit: thewrap.com – edited WASHINGTON — (The Nedelman Report) During the campaign, President-elect Donald Trump promised “We will build a great wall along the southern border. And Mexico will pay for the wall. One hundred percent.” Former Mexican President, Vincente Fox, responded politely to Trump’s proposal with, “We’re not paying for that fucking…

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Trump: President and Sexual Predator Commander in Chief

Trump: President and Sexual Predator Commander in Chief

Donald Trump – President and Sexual Predator Commander in Chief We have an admission and “braggadocio” from Trump on tape, in 2005, wherein he claims that his star status allows him to grope women’s genitalia without their consent, or even their knowledge he’s going to do it. What a manly, impulsive fellow we have running for President. Judging from Trump’s support, these qualities appeal to many…

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Watching Trump campaign for the presidency is much like watching a man running an Olympic marathon wearing clown shoes. Granted, the hefty, course-mouthed self-promoter was surprisingly fast out of…

Trump is far too emotionally handicapped to be President. His fervent needs to be praised and his narcissistic rages when criticized actually make him quite easy to manipulate, but even more dangerous, as well.

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RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN CLOWN SHOES

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN CLOWN SHOES

Trump – Narcissism’s love of self. Photo credit: Alochonaa.com Watching Trump campaign for the presidency is much like watching a man running an Olympic marathon wearing clown shoes. Granted, the hefty, course-mouthed self-promoter was surprisingly fast out of the starting blocks, but Trump now trips over his feet with every clownish misstep—two of his most recent being: denigrating the Muslim…

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Contrary to Las Vegas odds-maker’s prognostications, Donald Trump has managed to find people other than the newly-minted zombie, Chris Christie, to speak at the Republican Convention in Cleveland t…

Republicans fright wig when ask to speak for Trump at Republican convention.

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TRUMP FINDS CONVENTION SPEAKERS!

TRUMP FINDS CONVENTION SPEAKERS!

Trump finds speakers willing to say something nice about him for the convention Contrary to Las Vegas odds-maker’s prognostications, Donald Trump has managed to find people other than the newly-minted zombie, Chris Christie, to speak at the Republican Convention in Cleveland this month. While many Repub congressmen and governors say that they are too busy to attend or need, instead, to run for…

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At the beginning of the GOP primary season, no one seriously believed that a blow-hard billionaire who looks like he grows genetically modified corn silk on his head would be picking a Vice-Preside…

Have fun with this - Trump’s goody choices of a VP running mate.

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Trump’s VP Choices – Damaged Goods, But Serviceable?

Trump’s VP Choices – Damaged Goods, But Serviceable?

Donald Trump’s Corn Silk Hair At the beginning of the GOP primary season, no one seriously believed that the raving narcissist who looks like he grows genetically modified corn silk on his head would be picking a Vice-Presidential nominee. Only schizophrenic astrologer told me this was going to happen, so eat your heart out, David Brooks and Charles Krauthammer — and buckle-up. The GOP base,…

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Cruz and Fiorina Play "Thelma and Louise" for Real

Cruz and Fiorina Play “Thelma and Louise” for Real

Cruz & Fiorina Do a Thelma and Louise for the Final Primaries I love the ending of Ridley Scott’s movie, Thelma and Louise, where they drive off a cliff together after exhausting all their options to stay clear of the law. And now I get to see two of the most hated politicians do it in real life, thanks to the evangelical Christian huckster cum presidential candidate from Texas, Ted Cruz,…

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THE QUANTUM PROBABILITY PRAYER PROBLEM

THE QUANTUM PROBABILITY PRAYER PROBLEM

Faith strikes home when the single desire to believe exceeds the thousand good reasons for not do so. My brother, Zach, found Jesus in mid-life, converted to Catholicism, and after some years of intense biblical study he completed his journey to becoming a wholly superior, self-indulgent, moralizing twit. But I love him none the less. I’d mentioned to him that I found no basis or evidence for his…

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SUPER TUESDAY CONFIRIMS AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM

SUPER TUESDAY CONFIRIMS AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM

Donald Trump: Destroying American Exceptionalism Photo credit: thewrap.com – edited Super Tuesday was certainly super for Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, living proof of American Exceptionalism. Is America exceptional or what! But America did not treat exceptionally well two first-generation Americans of Cuban extraction, Rafael Cruz and Marco Rubio, or the back-woodsy social democrat, Bernie…

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THE HISPANIC TITANIC, MARCO RUBIO, IS DESTINED TO SINK

THE HISPANIC TITANIC, MARCO RUBIO, IS DESTINED TO SINK

Marco Rubio, the Hispanic Titanic, will sink. Photo credit: NYDailyNews The Hispanic Titanic, Marco Rubio, sailed out of Iowa not far behind Ted Cruz and Donald Trump for a long itinerary of primary stop-overs between now and the Republican convention. Most of the icebergs in the way of Rubio, like Ben Carson and Jeb Bush, are, as Donald Trump might say, chump-change icebergs — like Santorum, or…

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RUBIO SO CROOKED HE HAS TO SCREW HIS SHOES ON

RUBIO SO CROOKED HE HAS TO SCREW HIS SHOES ON

Marco Rubio has much to sweat about NEWPORT BEACH (The Nedelman Report) — Marco Rubio has won The Nedelman Report’s annual “Screw-Shoes Award” for the most financially irresponsible politician seeking high public office in 2016. The editorial board issued the following statement explaining why Marco Rubio deserves the annual Screw-Shoe Award: “Marco Rubio won the 2016 Screw-Shoe Award because,…

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