LIGHT THE BEACOOOONNS!

"Hey, I'm Dan, I'm awesome AND I play guitar. Hey look, is that a duck?!" 20-something. 27? 26? something like that anyways. Mostly a Guitarist. Sometimes writer. All Gamer. Hopelessly hopeful. Always wanted to be the Hero. Once I ran into a bin and got a nosebleed.

[howitzerliterarysociety-deactiv]

Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)

[cityelf]

"KIDNEYS, I’VE GOT NEW KIDNEYS"

"DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS THING"

CAPALDI IS HERE, BITCHES

[thegirlwhostoletheworld-deactiv]

ladies and gentlemen, our new doctor

[lunadonna]

Father said if this post gets 100k notes he will restore my honor

[nyokren]

he lied

[captainmidas]

[previouslyswoleinvelvet-deactiv]

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.

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[jemily]

#most accurate fucking description of tumblr i can’t even#dying

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[doctorwho]

'The Night of the Doctor' Mini Episode is here! 

The Bringer of Darkness, the Oncoming Storm, the Doctor, the Warrior - A Time Lord! The 50th Anniversary features Matt Smith, David Tennant and a mysterious incarnation played by John Hurt. Only one appears in the mini episode, The Night of the Doctor. But which?

Watch the Doctor Who: The Day of the Doctor Prequel NOW. Via BBC

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[kurbique]

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

[venipedehz-deactivated20130210]

the universe is amazing

[nthbyt-deactivated20160915]

it really is

[did-you-know]

Source

[newhologram]

[jiggit]

this isn't in the tiffany aching tag yet and that is unacceptable

Rhianna Pratchett is adapting The Wee Free Men into a feature-length film.

It will probably be live action with CGI.

THAT IS ALL I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GLEAN FROM @RHIPRATCHETT THUS FAR.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunglasseshorse]

falling asleep on someone’s chest

wrapping your arms around each other

synching heartbeats and breathing slowly

falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear

forehead kissies and murmured affections

naps

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

MONSTER TRUCKS

[hapfairy]

OH MY GOD

[reverse-mermaid]

obligatory zombie makeup discworld joke

[kyleehenke]

the saga

[lecompanion]

[the-lonely-scottish-guy-deactiv]

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist