stressed out pigeon

hi i'm kathleen and i put too much peanut butter on my toast

[shitpostinguniverse]

[ampersandvich]

[hgedits]

Just because we’re floor workers doesn’t mean we’re morons.

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.

[ruinedchildhood]

[justsomeantifas]

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

[blacksunivoryz-deactivated20190]

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

[justsomeantifas]

someone post the meme

[tahthetrickster]

gladly

[worldoffizz]

[skull--noise]

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

t-the noise- Icantbreath

[mellifexfarm]

i was once annoyed at myself for being obsessed with soapmaking for 3 straight months and making way too much soap but now im not. i can give heaps of soap to everyone in a 20 mile radius of me. 

AND i have plenty of precious little eggs from my illegal chickens. only the neighbors who didnt snitch to the HOA get free eggs though. bet you wish you had some fresh eggs right now huh RICHARD

[justagaygoosehoard]

chaotic good lmao

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[com3150project]

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thebloggerskaramazov-deactivate]

the only good april fool’s joke

[officialqueer]

Idk what about this is funniest

The sensor sticker?

The hashtag?

Or Lil Nas X shooting his shot in the comments?

[divascreech]

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

[welove-submit]

[feedyourlocalgoth]

I’ve literally never EVER been gayer

[phantomgames]

Neither has the girl watching

[tropical--vodka]

Sleeping under the stars

[meganann-xo]

This would be a cute date

[madsterline]

[zamiiz]

disabled goldfish in wheelchairs,

for in your time of need ♡

[frigbob]

These are all goldfish with swim bladder problems, which means they can't stay upright or swim properly. Without it they wouldn't be able to move or find food or interact with other fishes. The little floats keep them the right way up, help them keep their depth, be fishy

[gogomrbrown]

1973. Some things never change

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

let’s change them

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

ok ONE PERSON is allowed to do an april fool’s prank and that’s IT

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

oh there’s been a development