Unforgivable Blackness

Kristen 23 So NY like the folks who make Playstation. IG : venusintheflesh_

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

You’re telling me we can split an atom but they haven’t figured out how to connect the strap to the nerve endings in your clit yet

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

Literally been thinking about this for 72 hours like our priorities right now need to be

1. Covid cure

2. Make it so my girl can know how this gorilla grip feels

[amateur]

BIG MOOD

[twitblr]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[jilyandbambi]

i highkey respect the fuck outta Derry Girls for giving us a cast of real, honest to God, true blue LOSERS. A lot of the time on teen shows (esp ones set in America) the kids will allegedly be "uncool crows" but they have like 2 different love interests vying for their affection, or they'll run for student council pres and be the underdog that wins bc everyone actually does secretly like them, or they have this whole other secret identity/superpower that gives them a higher sense of purpose outside of petty high school drama.

Not these 5 dumbasses though. Our ragtag group of feral misfits fail at pretty much everything they set out to do and in ways that highlight for every onlooker in Derry what incredible dumbasses they are, marinating in glaze of mediocrity and perpetual disappointment, and iT IS GLORIOUS

[veraziqua]

[funnypicsdept]

[jules616]

Agreed.

JLA #90.

[soradiesinkh3]

OH SHIT

[freshest-tittymilk]

New icon

[dropkickbatarang]

Always reblog.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since it is fairly common for men to get morning wood and the sun is constantly rising as the world spins, men have had a continuous wave of boners for centuries.

[true-king-of-monsters]

#you know how women are associated with the moon b/c of their menstrual cycles?#what if men are associated w/ the sun b/c they get boners in the morning?#dick sun and pussy moon (via @celtic-pyro)

Celt, this might just be the best and/or worst thing imaginable.

[tomjusttom]

Dick Sun and Pussy Moon; my favorite Pokémon generation

[whitepeopletwitter]

[incrediblysincere]

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

[incrediblysincere]

so would any man in the world hes not special

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[forgottenpnffacts]

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

[transvinniedakota]

[official-lucifers-child]

happy birthday ferb!!!

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Yash Pandit

[thenatsdorf]

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

[skincareroutine]

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

BLECH