The Losers at a Waterpark
|I made a post years ago on a different blog about The Outsiders at a waterpark but now I wanna try to imagine another chaotic group of children at a waterpark|
• Richie gets kicked out almost immediately cause he kept running
• Ben begs the manager to let Richie back in and they do
• Eddie has on like 7 layers of sunblock on and insists that everyone does the same
• They all just put on one layer except for Stan (who puts on 3), Ben (who puts on 2), and Richie (who puts on none)
• Bev would be the first to jump off the diving board
• Ben wears a shirt the whole time cause my baby is too self conscious in public :(
• Stan also wear a shirt for most of the time but he takes it off if he gets too hot or if his shirt gets too heavy with all the water
• Ben would throw diving rings for Mike and Bill to find but Richie was already underwater, found them and stole them without anyone noticing
• Mike and Bill dive for like 10 minutes until they realize Richie took them
• Richie sneaking up behind someone and pushing their head underwater
• Eddie refusing to go into the water after a couple of lifeguards told him most of the water is piss
• Richie convincing him that it’s not true and to come in to play Marco Polo with him
• Richie trying to throw his voice to throw Eddie off but he’s not too good at it
• Ben, Bev, and Stan spending most of the time out of the water
• Richie rarely leaving the water
• Eddie telling him to get out or else he’ll be all wrinkly
• The group racing to one end of the pool to the other to see who’s the fastest swimmer
• Ben being the slowest swimmer
• Bill being the fastest swimmer
• From slowest to fastest:
• Richie tries flirting with the hot female lifeguard just to see Ed’s reaction
• Eddie being too busy applying more sunscreen to notice
• But Eddie looked up just in time to see the girl pushing Richie into the pool
• Stan, Bev, and Ben saving bugs that have fallen into the water
• Ben and Mike discussing how they would survive if they were stranded in the middle of the ocean and then putting their theories to the test in the pool
• Mike’s theory was more effective
• Bill and Richie jumping off the diving board together to create the biggest cannonball
• Mike and Bev racing each other cause they both really want to beat Bill
• Eddie and Stan discussing how much piss must be in the pool
• Richie being banned for a week cause he openly pissed in the pool just so he could freak out Eddie
• The day after the waterpark, the Losers all pitched in and bought Bill a metal that had “The Fastest Loser” engraved on it
• Richie is sooo sunburnt and Eddie carries around Aloe Vera for him for weeks (he had to carry a 3rd fanny pack)
• Stan got somewhat of a tan and the Losers think he looks good (“Dude, you’re fucking hot!” -Richie Trashmouth Tozier)
• Stan’s confused on how he even got a tan since he easily burns and had on three layers of sunscreen and he lowkey freaks out over it cause it makes no sense
• Bill gets a little sunburnt on his nose and the Losers freak out
• They all jokingly make plans to go the next day cause Richie wouldn’t be able to go
• But they obviously don’t do it and wait a whole week to go again cause it’s more fun when they’re all together
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