last great bastion of essek understanding

(ro)wan. essek thelyss’s press secretary.

[neinofthem]

come to @jeyneofpoole if you like me enough to follow me home.

[neinofthem]

while i’m here also i think maybe my first mistake was letting myself become enraged at people who still say “smol” and “hecking.” some sicknesses aren’t worth treating.

[neinofthem]

WAR IS OVER. the ro neinofthem community has forgiven liam o’brien. #ambiguousbreakup #yay❤️ #thankyougod

[neinofthem]

do you think that i’m being punished for something i did in a past life

[crackskunk]

I’ve had a change of heart: m9 animated is a narratively and thematically cohesive adaptation that doesn’t suffer with an over saturation of information. Character assassination is the only valid form of assassination.

[neinofthem]

he's on the back of the fucking book

[neinofthem]

they have decided my distressed gif is inappropriate when really it’s the entire situation at hand

[neinofthem]

he's on the back of the fucking book

[neinofthem]

they just won’t let him die with dignity. i’m tired of seeing his putrid corpse oh my god can we just put him in the fucking ground.

[neinofthem]

Ro….. Ro neinofthem……… clouds gather on the horizon……… another Essek live show has been announced………….

i literally cannot fucking take this today sorry guys we’ll have to circle back later

[anishenanigans]

rlly fascinating phenomenon to me is when a character is extremely popular, and that popularity seems understandable enough because they've got something interesting going on, and then you look at the fandom and realize 99% of their fans don't actually care about engaging with any of the things that make them interesting and instead seem to be fans of an imaginary milquetoast version that exists solely for ship and/or angst content and is so far removed from the canon character they might as well be an unrelated OC at this point

[neinofthem]

essentially crying abt people 'wandering into your house' as if ur not using characters names is so funny. shawty how the fuck do you think the tumblr algorithm works. if youre gonna be loudly wrong and annoying you can at least censor yourself if you dont want people to see you being loudly wrong and annoying. get it the fuck together.

i’ve been sitting on these for a while because looking at them gives me such a warm fuzzy feeling inside. if i’m pissing someone this stupid off then obviously i’m on the right track 👍

[neinofthem]

how it feels to remember that post-2021 essek is a fake blowup sex doll and i don’t have to pretend that the shambling woobified corpse of what once was the best critrole character is really him in any sense of the word so that flanderized idiot in his little make-believe costume actually has nothing to do with me

[patopq]

"I wouldn't be frightened to look for that golden boat if you were by my side, Julien."

"There is nowhere else I would consider being."

Julien & Aranessa as "Paul and Virginia” by Alessandro Puttinati

[neinofthem]

Ro... ro neinofthem I miss you... please say something hateful so we can remember better days.. I long ardently for your acid, your vitriolè, your beatiful gifs. Everywhere i go people are happy eating smoke appearance of food when we had banquets on this blr.com.edu...

every time you find yourself disgusted by something widely loved and beautiful think of me……….. i’m in the sweet-smelling wind and bright but vacant stars above…………. i’ll always be with you………… remember that spite is neither created nor destroyed………….. and so neither am i……………

[neinofthem]

Recently I went back and scrolled through your top posts (90% of it was 2021-era shadowgast) and it was genuinely eerie. A surreal experience akin to hearing a ghost speaking with a voice I recognize but cannot understand. Nowadays I still come by to check your blog after anything Essek-related happens, but it was weird. Uncanny but somehow enlightening to see where this blog emerged from.

it’s because i was lying 👍 i suppressed my hater’s spirit because my peers were jawdroppingly stupid so i became widely beloved but i freed myself from those shackles and now only consort with the beautiful embittered and hateful people that come crawling to this blog as the one place of sanity and refuge in the eye of the smolbean hotboi industrial complex event horizon cat 5 hurricane. it’s called COMMUNITY BUILDING and we’re doing it HERE with ro NEINOTHEM. but yes it does disgust me to remember where i started out let’s all forget #let’sforgettogether

[check-off]

the babygirlification of essek is gonna land me on the news. yall don't appreciate him fr. like yall don't GET it. he's not a fuckin baby he's not your smol waify babygirl he's a 120+ year old grown ass wretched selfish evil bastard that doesn't care about inciting a multitude of deaths in a grizzly war and who steals and cheats and manipulates and threw his own friend under the bus to protect his interests and his agenda. he's genuinely inexcusably evil. he's a rancid bitch with a rotted soul. I care not to uwuify this dastardly villain. I love him in his authentic skin. this is the skin of a killer, tumblr. why anyone would choose not to embrace that is beyond my understanding

[neinofthem]

wip sneak peek. they call her handsome prettyface because of her handsome and pretty face.