NekkyNokkyNakey

Please enjoy this apology egg 🥚.

[nekkynokkynakey]

You know you poor in botw/totk when you actively get excited to be ambushed by a yiga member. Like, oh thank the goddesses, the money is coming to me instead.

[nekkynokkynakey]

Things I'm excieted to see in the new Ocarina of Time:

Navi, please I want her to sound exactly the same I'm so attached to her voice lines

Ganon's mohawk sideburn eyebrow connection situation

Ganon's sudden look to the spying window like he's an uncle humoring his niece and nephew in a game he barely knows about

Ganon's ridiculous ears when seen from the front for the first time totally undercutting the dramatic villain storm

The anti depression goron dance when you play him a sick beat

Kind Doraphan's molasses shuffle as slow as physically possible so I can get past where he is completly blocking to save his own daughter

The deku sprout! dropping shattering news to you with the happiest music and this ( • ⩊ • ) fuckin face

List to be updated as I continue playing the original

[nekkynokkynakey]

Why is it that its Adventurer No Pants that we ask and allow to save the kingdom of Hyrule 4(+ depending on who you ask) times. This kid's is more likely to be defeated by the Hyrule equivalent of stinging nettle than Ganon.

[nekkynokkynakey]

I am only marginally embarrassed to say that a majority of my deaths in botw/totk have come from me risking absolute life and limb for the compendium. I take photos like national geographic photographers being chased by bears. There will be a bokoblin with spear in my face and I think yes, perfect, action shot. Only for it to be messed up and I must do it again and again until I realize oh no, I have no hearts, but damn look at that shot. Literally any time I found anything it wasn't oh cool look at that new thing, it was: for the compendium.

[nekkynokkynakey]

I do not know why we have overlooked that, since the longer portion of Link's hair is on top, we could assume that at some point he had an undercut. Given that I have not dedicated time into creating art, I impore those of you who have to take this into consideration.

[nekkynokkynakey]

Replaying botw and how messed up is it (like many things in this kid's multiple lives) that after Impa so kindly sends you off to remember your death as a requirement, Zelda is all "you've regained all your memories". Like, girl, I remember a grand total of thirteen (13) things and you're going to tell me that's my entire past. I apparently had a dad and a sister that You yourself mentioned and know I don't remember. Followed in his steps as royal guard you said but no! That's All your memories. Congratulations.

[nekkynokkynakey]

Read a fanfic where Wild was allergic to dogs in particular and that's why you can't pet them at the stables, and this is the only excuse I will accept from you Nintendo.

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Gotta love that power, wisdom, and courage are distinctly separated in the triforce and it too shows in their accompanying holders.

The princess is wise but powerless, Ganon is powerful with no thought of failure or fear thus no courage, and Link is courageous but a little stupid and I love that for him.

[nekkynokkynakey]

In the royal family it's tradition to just name every princess Zelda, I guess? But I was confused as to why, when clearly every incarnation of Link has only ever had a very certified Bad Time™, anyone would name their kid Link, knowing that while the journey is grand and heroic, he is meant to suffer. I then however, remembered how many guys I know named Jesus.