[wiiwheel]

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

[melisaaaaaa-deactivated20240527]

Can I hear a second thing about you

[wiiwheel]

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

[dajo42]

this ai image from reddit is unfortunately one of the funniest things ive seen this year so far

[garlicdad]

found the name of the ER doctor who was transphobic to my face after searching for half a year and not finding anything. why? because i got an ad for his podcast. i love the reality in which we live and suffer on this magnificent planet earth

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[supermariomamafucker]

its because you're always using that damn Scrub Daddy

[frottinq]

got my circumcision touched up, thought I'd go for an undercut this time

[omegaverse]

id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[duckdotcom]

I just learned about ecosystems and conservation, son. I'm a changed man. go unmow the lawn right now

[kabaks]

we transposed your girlfriend into a minor key. yeah she’s much more interesting and sinister now

[memorycycle]

anyone wanna go to the contruction site with me and lay in the pile of 2x4s maybe this time thwy wont notice and we get to be part of the house finally. holds your hand on the way there and does a littlw rub with my thumb

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

hitting my dick with a wrench to upgrade it to level 3

[kontrapoetik]

my large and handsome pigeon did not find any seeds of interest in your hand

[memorycycle]

eat a fat crispy lettuce with your mind

[tumbwr]

​ohh it is so cruncy

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

[jame7t]

your bualls will hurt after one easy trick

[thyrell]

i went to Mad At You Island and um. theres some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head