💕nekolily💕

I'm as Mad as a Hatter, & As Lost as Alice. I can be Jealous like the Red Queen, But as Loyal as her Cards. I'm anxious like the white rabbit & mysterious as the Cheshire Cat. That's my muchness. (she/her/29/sub)

[knottydevil]

Forced intimacy is such a wonderful thing. This is from a 42 minute video featuring adorgeous (IG) and forfoxsakee (IG)

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: What the hell was that!?

Peter: A calculated risk!

Tony: you shot me!

Peter: I SAID IT WAS CALCULATED! I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT MATH!

Tony: it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you pull the trigger an arrow will be fired at whoever is at the end of the bow!

Peter: It's a HARPOON

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Venom: Y/n!

Y/n trying to sleep: Please, please just go to sleep I’ve not slept for 3 days!

Venom: I need to know if dinosaurs were real

Y/n: What?

Venom: When we were talking about the earth millions of years ago Doctor banner mentioned dinosaurs and I need to know if they were actually real

Y/n: You’re an alien and you’re wondering if dinosaurs were real?

Venom: Yes

Y/n:…..

Y/n: You’re being ridiculous!

Wanda: I’m going to sleep in the spare room

Y/n: No baby please stay I promise they’ll stay quiet, won’t you Venom?

Venom: Sorry Wanda, yes I will be quiet

Wanda: Okay *cuddles you*

5 minutes later

Venom:….I believe I’d make a very good dinosaur

Wanda: That’s it! *gets up and leaves* see you in the morning

Y/n: Why do you have to scare our girlfriend away?!

Venom: I needed to let you know that I’d be a fantastic dinosaur!

[the-loneliest-number-deactivate]

Reblog if you're a little. 😇

Let’s see just how many are out there!

[breedable-bunnyblue]

we talk about "under the table" type stuff for tops a lot but why not for bottoms

why cant a top eat me out while im playing videogames or be trying to do something on the computer

why cant he finger me and suck hickies onto my thighs to try to distract me from whatever it is im doing

and eventually he ends up making me beg him to fuck me and we end up having sloppy sex on the chair im sitting in

or he gets so worked up playing with me he pounds me on the chair

either way i just, want

[memeuplift]

[important-animal-images]

[puppbun]

One of the most intimate things i think someone can do to me, is keeping me in subspace for a long time, even if its just for a day. Waking up and almost immediately getting fawned over and held. Letting me have something to suck on before breakfast, helping my brain stay all fuzzy by praising me for how well I suck. Please pick out my outfits and stroke my hair, tell me how pretty i look in the clothes you picked. Would you wrap a pretty collar around my neck? We dont have to go anywhere if you dont want to, but if we did, I’d have to hold your hand obviously (I might get lost!). Take me to cute cafes and ask me what I want before ordering for both of us. We could sit in the corner, I can stay tucked under your arm better that way, or i can sit across from you, feeling so light and bubbly. I can smile while we talk about anything you like and after we can go window shopping while I show you all the pretty things that catch my eye; we dont need to buy them, but showing them to you makes me happy. Maybe if you’re feeling generous I’ll get a new big plushie to carry home. 

When we get home why dont we have a hot shower together, my legs will probably be so tired i might stay at your feet but you dont mind do you? I’ll sit so pretty while you wash my hair and stroke my cheeks. Feeling the cool tiles against my back while you hold me and steal my breath while you kiss me under the water. After getting so cosy with fresh towels, feeling your hands all over me while you help me use my lotion, making sure i dont miss a single spot with your wandering hands. Getting into the panties and shirt you picked out before i try and make the bed as comfy as possible so you’re comfortable while I sit in your lap, laying against you, showing you my game on my switch while you’re watching tv. Your hand slipping between my thighs, shushing me, I’m just you’re pretty soft thing to enjoy. Maybe I just need to save my game and let you take my panties off, let me slide back down into your arms. Feeling your warmth, you know whats best right now. And what’s a better way to end such a nice day but fucking me into the mattress so we both sleep peacefully? 💗 🥺👉👈

[shibarixrabbit]

If I'm obviously having a bad day or am really overwhelmed (and I have time for it), PLEASE feel free to force me into any headspace you think is best for me at that moment.

[tellmeyouloveme0228]

Respect Me While You Fuck My Throat

I have unrealistic romantic expectations. Blame it on Disney and trauma but I want a Prince Charming to sweep me off my feet and whisk me away to his private dungeon. I want him to be my life partner, side by side with mutual respect and healthy communication. I also want him to know when I need to be bent over his knee and spanked until all my stress and worries evaporate. Unexpectedly shoved up against the wall as I pass him in the hall, panties ripped off, the pain replaced with pleasure as his cock destroys my insides. I want to be a strong independent woman but also dominated and forced into mindless submission. Why is it so hard to find a man that can satisfy both needs and recognizes when I need them?

[gemstonesweetheart]

We need to talk about pet care. They need a collar and leash and proper bedding. They need care and attention and adequate enrichment in their enclosure. They also need a firm hand to know their owner is in charge at all times.

It's me. I'm the pet.

[disableddyke]

they should make painkillers in smoothie form

[disableddyke]

catch me drinking my ibuprofen milkshake with hints of strawberry

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Wanda and Nat waking up handcuffed and slightly blooded

Wanda: What happened?!

Nat: For their own sake I hope whoever did this is far away from here

Y/n from across the room tied up and blooded too: Nice to see you two finally awake, now how do we get out of here?

Nat: What the hell is going on?

Y/n: Beats me but let me just say that you two look very hot in handcuffs and I’m pissed off that someone else put them on you first, I wouldn’t of made them so tight either, clearly the man’s never put handcuffs on someone oh! Maybe when we get out of here I’ll get some soft handcuffs for when I catch you guys-

Wanda: Stop! Please we need to get out of here before the kidnapper comes back

Y/n: Yeah no chance of that ladies I killed him after he tied you up

Nat: But you’re tied up?

Y/n removing their arms from behind their back and standing up: I was just playing a trick, so do you guys want to have some fun?

Nat:….Let us out of these things!

Y/n: I thought you were a witch and an assassin?

Wanda:

Nat:

Y/n: I do love teasing you two, I’ll see you soon my loves *leaves through the window*

Wanda: Why is she like this?

Nat: Because villains need something to do when they’re not being dicks

Wanda: She is fun though

[sluttypalace]

thinking of... comforting dominance. The comfort of giving up control and leaving the ropes to someone else, the dependability of someone taking care of you, the resignation of responsibility of reality and entering a space where only you and your Dom exist

How your chest swells with satisfaction and you sigh with relief, curling up around their leg or on their chest as they play with your hair giving reassuring pets

the feeling of safety that comes with knowledge that you're owned by them, under their care, a place to return to, instead of answering to a scary world, you just answer to them

just... sigh.. comforting dominance

[borderlinebubbles]

[num-num21]

A fav💙

@Blackboltlonewolf

Apparently didn’t source right but I’m trying…

https://href.li/?https://twitter.com/BlackboltLW/status/1438882383042809859

[neko-lily18]

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[whereianonymouslypostfics]

Mama 

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x reader

Word count: ~2.5k

Summary: Chaotic weekly dinner feat. our favorite Maximoff. 

A/N: This is pure fluff. Y'all probably forgot that you voted for this it took me so long. My b. Enjoy!

Warnings: fluff, drinking, messes, and slightly suggestive language

“No, no come here please.”

You smile widely as Natalya stumbles back over to you to return the fork she’d picked up from the kitchen floor. You’d been cooking for tonight’s dinner while you took care of the dogs and fed your daughter a snack. She was getting old enough to feed herself but her small plastic utensils often ended up on the ground. She liked to throw them around and as fun as it was to run and grab them before the dogs did you were considering making her use her hands tonight.

Your family would be here soon for the weekly dinner, and Wanda still wasn’t back yet with the dessert. You’d made your famous cheesecake, but your damn cat had jumped up on the counter and stepped on it no fewer than 6 times before you grabbed her and threw her outside. Wanda had followed her outside of course to make sure she didn’t run away as you cleaned up the mess and tossed the entire cake in the trash. You’d been so upset and Wanda had quickly agreed to run to the store to pick something up. You told her to leave Fletcher outside, but you had a feeling that she’d snuck her back in.

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[katiemay-025]

Yeah go bathe the mischievous kitty!!