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seraphsfire

one of the best parts of “For the Love of Spock” was when Adam Nimoy (Leonard’s son) said he saw a spirk fanvid on youtube and that it was ‘damn compelling’

fieldbears

George Takei just patiently sitting there with an ‘oh, do tell?’ face like he doesn’t have at least one pseudonymed fic printed in a 1960s slash zine somewhere in the world

quasi-normalcy

Imagine finding homoerotic subtext betwixt Kirk and Spock! What will they come up with next?

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

pkslider

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

low-budget-mulan

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

The hero we deserve

treerot

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

newterjuice

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

siren-singing

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

business-pug

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108

god I love tiny kids

uberfluss

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

moth-doe

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

armandyke

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

bemusedlybespectacled

kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”

itsmydrink

I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.

the-stray-liger

One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man

swankivy

When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, “I used to be that free.”

ibibibi

oh my god little kids in the library are the BEST one time i was looking for a book and a little girl tried to help me cause we always help HER find the books she wants. sometimes when i’m helping them check out they’ll tell me about the books they’re getting. i know so much about dog man.

ibibibi

oh man! another hilarious thing kids in the library do! they will straight up TELL ON THEIR PARENTS!

mom: the book was like that when we checked it out

child, innocently confused: i thought (little brother) did that though?

dad: yes that’s our correct address and phone number

child, barely paying attention: we MOOOOVED!! :D

parent: we never checked that book out

child, trying to be helpful: yes we did, that’s the one we lost at grandma’s house, remember?

me, fighting laughter and trying to decide whether or not the enter the child’s testimony as official evidence or not

beingatoaster

I know I’ve told this story on Tumblr before, but one of my favorite retail experiences was when I was stocking shelves once and dropped a couple of small plastic toys, and a little girl ZOOMED up, grabbed them, held them up to me, and when I thanked her, said “I’m closer to the floor, so it’s TEAMWORK! :D” and zoomed off back to her mom

smol-fangirl-bean

One time I was babysitting a pair of siblings, 8 and 10 years old. They asked to play a game on the computer for a little while and I agreed. At one point they started laughing loudly. The 8 year old says to me, while nearly falling out of his chair because he’s laughing so hard, “I can’t keep my cool!” 😆

working-mans-blog

which would you take

a polaroid camera that never needs new film

an analog radio that will always play whatever song you want to hear

a glass bottle thats always halfway filled with your favorite drink

a backpack that always weighs the same (decently) no matter how much is in it

glasses that let you see the stars despite light pollution

a hat that always leaves your hair looking perfect when removed

see results/im indecisive

Voting ended onMar 4, 2023

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Help Us Raise $30 so We Can Get A Ride to The Store and Buy Food!

February 26th, 2023

Me in front of our non-functional van. Slab City is where vans go to die.

My girlfriend and I live in a homeless squatter camp in a hobo town called Slab City in the Sonora Desert.

Slab City is 30 miles away from a decent store and to get there we have to pay a "slab cab" since we have no car of our own.

It costs $30 to get a ride to go grocery shopping.

Neither I nor my girlfriend have a regular income, but we're both involved in a project to better our local community. See more here and here.

Please donate to help us raise $30 to get a ride to the store so we can go grocery shopping!

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appletvdaily

You used to only consult with Jimmy. And now, you’re just in here with me because you pushed him away and now you miss him. No, I don’t miss him. Yeah, you do.

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