nemesis' dagger 🗡

proship sideblog 😜

[swagophile]

princess: maid, sometimes i get the distinct sense that you don't respect me

maid: why would that be, your highness. i hold the upmost respect for those i am ordained to serve

princess: dunno. just a vibe i guess. sometimes i feel like you see me as lesser

maid: [setting out her clothes for her] i have absolutely no idea why that would be.

princess: well like.. you always have this look in your eye...

maid: it's morning. pills, now princess.

princess: yes ma'am. anyways i dunmo like sometimes it feels like you don't view me as the one in control...?

maid: i have no idea why in the world you would think that? i am here purely to serve at your pleasure, your highness. alright princess, come with me, it's bathroom and teethbrushing time.

princess: aw can i have the bubblegum toothpaste today?

maid: bubblegum is only for good girls who floss, your highness.

princess: hmph. i hate flossing.

maid: then i suppose we will have to use mint toothpaste for today, my princess...

princess: N.. NNO... i'll floss.. sorry ma'am...

maid: that's right. you're such a well behaved girl. see, i'm not sure what you mean. i'd say our dynamic is perfectly befitting of a maid and her princess

princess: r.. really..? well okay.. can you shower with me today..? i get scared

maid: [smiling very very wide] of course i can, your highness. i am here to serve you first and foremost : )

[nemesissdagger]

my fave toxic ship dynamic is "calls them by their childhood best friend's name while they fuck/so unhealthily obsessed theyre willing to overlook it"

[tonycries]

Having Choso as a boyfriend just means he’ll be pounding you stupid until your mattress is drenched in drool then immediately afterwards stutter out a lil’--“S-so can we hold hands?”

[transflustered-deactivated20251]

if someone claims your ship is sibling coded just make an incest au

[sweetstrawberrybows-deactivated]

“normalize” “romanticize” “sexualize” im gonna “euthanize” you.

[writtenbybcjr]

you found it disgusting and immoral; i found it sexy and arousing. this is why i have whimsy and you don't.

[writtenbybcjr]

you found it disgusting and immoral; i found it sexy and arousing. this is why i have whimsy and you don't.

[fudanshisans]

fandom perception of what is and isn't a darkship is so funny now a days.

"Oh 2-year age gap between adults is a darkship!!!"

"Nonsexual child x child is a darkship!!!"

"Enemies to lovers is a darkship!!!"

"Consenting adult mortal x immortal is a darkship!!!"

"An immortal seeing a mortal as a child for LITERALLY 15 minutes AT MOST is a darkship!!!"

Fucking weak. I ship incest. You can't even touch my level with your grubby little loser fun police hands.

[nemesissdagger]

if attack on titan wasnt laughably mid the season 2 krista reveal would've been that she has a dick

[nemesissdagger]

sometimes your fic needs to be freaky btw. sometimes the plot cant advance without a dubcon threesome and some bondage. write a dubcon threesome. do it now.

[questions-about-blorbos]

trigger warning: mention rape/non-con

Would you read AND ENJOY a fic where your Blorbo is molested in graphic details?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

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[nemesissdagger]

the 2020 puritan -> 2025 degenerate freak pipeline needs to be studied

[nemesissdagger]

some mental health account thing dmed me right as i drafted a post about this freaky dubcon ⅔ incest threesome im writing and like. yeah okay

[nemesissdagger]

everyone (non-"dark"shippers) is proship until i actually think those fictional brothers should kiss. god forbid

[funstyle]

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

[chillyfeetsteak]

been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

[vee-dmsr]

[softblossom512]

~ Long as it’s fictional

And you don’t condone nor support certain things of that nature irl

[vee-dmsr]

actually i condone and support everything i ship irl. cannibalism, necrophilia, murder, incest? yeah i think ppl should totally do that for realsies