are you ok? you've been shot in the head

sooj / 15 /

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[troll-s-cave]

[catswithedwardfurlongsface-blog]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[lacunal-deactivated20130526]

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

[girlbugs-blog]

can someone translate this i dont know british

[avaaste]

I’ll do my best *ahem* AY YO MA

[holepic]

the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.

[rbw]

[okamiofficial]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO

[jedlknight]

are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop

[laughter-everyday]

skiddlyboop

[johnnyisquesting]

[amanda-says]

[lmaodies]

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

[okay-deactivated20141023]

well if this doesn’t prove it idk what does 

[nemosomebody]

IM SO HAPPY BUT FUCK YOU DREAMWORKS FOR MAKING ME WAIT FOUR YEARS FOR THIS

[nemosomebody]

PATRICK DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

[nemosomebody]

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON TWO OOH KILLEM

[kdarko]

[smallwind]

2013 11/20 Mads Mikkelsen, David Oyelowo, Dane DeHaan and Dermot Mulroney attend Variety Awards Studio - Day 1 

[nemosomebody]

holy fuck the tasm2 trailer