NeoFailure

My neopets username is FailedSanity. :)

[neofailure]

I just got two rainbow neggs in a row on Merca Chase, Neopets knows I'm a super gay

[neofailure]

Rembron the Darigan Shoyru up for quick adoption, first come first serve. :) Send me an ask if you'er interested. (Just zapped to Darigan today)

[muchneopoints]

“Crt the 3L of Curt”

No, stop. It’s Crt, not Curt.

[neofailure]

What's worse, is that if it was all caps, CRT would actually be a pretty nifty pet name.

[thegirlwiththequiggletattoo-blog]

[neofailure]

"Haha, I'll adopt a Techo this time, maybe he'll zap Stealthy." FIRST ZAP MOTHERFUCKING WHAT SHIT WHAT

[neofailure]

yololyf the female White Usul is up for adoption~ lab ray zap. If no one wants her, I'll just keep zapping.

If you want her send me an ask. 

[neofailure]

Anyone want an Ice Cybunny?

Pokiy is UFA to the first person who sends me an ask.

[acaralarm-deactivated20140822]

i gave into a baby acara and im already in love

[neofailure]

Ahhh, this is the cutest customization. It looks great!

[eggy-neggs]

um. is this supposed to happen.

[neofailure]

It's a one in a million chance, but that shit goes Faaaar if you hit it right. That's how people get on the high scores charts with unreasonably high scores.

[neofailure]

If anyone was ever wondering, this is what a custom user look up looks like before anythings has been coded or drawn. XD

I want to make a UL for the Altador Cup this year, since I was too lazy to do it last year.

[kitrigar-deactivated20130930]

I’m making it happen, guys.

Will be pretty upset if Order doesn’t win though.

[neofailure]

I H8 U.

There is basically no chance of Seekers winning, is there? XD

[neofailure]

help-me-grow replied to your post: help-me-grow replied to your photo: 98th the male...

its alright, i for some reason thought it was your 98th skunk aisha so i thought no wonder you were pounding, i duno how that made sence in my head, guess i need sleep xD

It's OK! I was a bit worried that the numbered name might cause confusion.

I zap and pound all the time, though, so if you ever see a pet I have UFA you might be interested in, but are not sure about, just shoot me an ask or a neomail telling me you're thinking about it, and I won't pound until you decide one way or the other. (◡‿◡)

[neofailure]

help-me-grow replied to your photo: 98th the male Skunk Aisha is Up For Adoption to...

whats the name?

Ah, sorry, I already pounded him earlier today! (I'm super impatient and never wait more than a day or two between UFA postings and poundings. They're all 'charity zaps' anyways).

His name was 98th, though, sorry if it was unclear.

[neofailure]

I have the best bumps, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

[neopianangst]

the thing about the Altador Cup though is that you’re always excited in the days leading up to it, and then the first round of competition is super intense, and then everyone remembers how torturous and awful the AC actually is and you spend the rest of the summer groaning in agony and you get carpal tunnel from playing yooyuball and the shootout showdown chia haunts your nightmares

[neofailure]

98th the male Skunk Aisha is Up For Adoption to any tagger that wants them. (:

He zapped skunk this morning. Also, I may or may not be back from hiatus? IDK.  

EDIT: Pounding him at 11:45NST May 15th (today), since there was no interest in adoption. (:

[neofailure]

goin' on hiatus again.

my main tumblr is failedsanity if anyone wants to get ahold of me in the interim.