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Neopets is my embarrassing, demanding mistress.

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Headcannon: Skeiths are like chickens, they have wings but they're too fat to fly.

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This one time when I was younger I pretended to be a boy on neopets and got like 3 girls to get huge crushes on me. 

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I've been gone for so long wow did you guys forget about me 

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Wow, you guys are all adorable. ♥

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Oh actually I forgot I took this picture.

Happy face day. c:

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whAT?! 

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE ALIEN.

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With all the business Cockroach Towers is getting, I bet it's a really nice hotel. 

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FINALLY.

I got a Tyrannian PB. 

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Ueiko is in the BC! 

Can you please vote for her? c: 

http://www.neopets.com/beauty/details.phtml?pet=Ueiko

[neopianangst]

my birthday is grundo day >:(

of all the days to have, I have fucking grundos.

look up ur birthday if you want

[mortalkorbat]

Aww, mine’s the day after Bruce Day!

MY SPIRIT NEOPET IS A FAT PENGUIN.

[neostrology]

its ok

maybe according to astrology u’ll have a better neopet

[almostgummymeg-blog]

Mine’s the day after Chomby Day, haha. 

[tnt-theneopetsteam]

Fucking Tonu day

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Slorg Day... :c

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That TNT account just started following my main account. Silly TNT, that account has NOTHING to do with neopets.

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Too many fucking Neopets.

TOO FUCKING MANY.

I’ve literally just been recolouring crappy pixel skeiths for the past 3 days.

Help me.

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 cutecutecutecutecutecute

cu

tecutecutecute cute

cute 

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Guys I need some Skeith stuff for my gallery. 

I don’t know what else to put. :c

 http://www.neopets.com/gallery/index.phtml?gu=helloallyson

[almostgummymeg-blog]

This might help? :3 

I just searched skeith-related items at JellyNeo lol.

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Oh thank you!

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Guys I need some Skeith stuff for my gallery. 

I don't know what else to put. :c

 http://www.neopets.com/gallery/index.phtml?gu=helloallyson

[emousuki]

wow ok since when were mutant lenny potions 3 mil?

I’ll neva be able to get that damn.

is there a way to sell ur soul for neopoints?

[mochipets]

they just recently fixed a glitch with sloth, they should be deflating soon!! maybe in a few months they’ll be back down to like ~500k.

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What was the glitch?

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Man I need to stop.

She's just so damn cute.

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So this is my baby Ueiko. c: