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imagine if gollum turned back into smeagol at the end of lord of the rings and became tumblr's new sopping wet meow meow tumblr sexyman. that's what happened with ice king

sabertoothwalrus

actually it’s funny cause in universe everyone wanted simon. additionally all ice king had to do was shave and everyone was down bad for him.

can you imagine if that was true of gollum. Like he just puts some pants on and everyone in middle earth is lining up to gollum on his one ring til he smeagols

worldsendvalent1ne

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ruched

Moschino Pre-Fall 2022

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dialupmodern

happy pride everyone

trainwreckgenerator

totk spoilers

hi i didnt look up what amiibo do in the new zelda before trying it. spent about 3 seconds thinking they put that dog through a meat grinder. artists rendition:

timeskip

prideofmind

[ID: an image with varying fonts of text that states: "God put us in different games because he knew we would be unstoppable killing each other <3". On the left side of the image is Saito Sejima from AI: The Somnium Files, and on the right is Dahlia Hawthorne from Ace Attorney. /end ID.]

Super excited for Pokemon Scarlet and Pokemon Violet this week! Who are you picking as your starter? I usually pick water but I HAD to go fire for Fuecoco this gen Profile pictures here too. Please credit if using

#Pokemon #PokemonScarlet #PokemonViolet #PokemonScarletViolet #Fuecoco #Sprigatito #Quaxly

sabertoothwalrus

HE KISSED HER ! ! ! !

do not repost this to tiktok, youtube, instagram, or anywhere. reblogs are appreciated!

k-eke

Commission request: Make it bigger.

soyalexnajera

FUCK DISCOVERY HERE'S THE 4 SEASONS OF INFINITY TRAIN

bogleech

this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

bogleech

For those wondering, the rest of the episode’s songs cover such topics as kids turning to social media as their income source, Fox News skewing the votes of senior citizens by just plain frightening them, that Bart’s generation has little option but to hope they can destroy and rebuild the system, and that if you do want a good middle class job, almost the only reliable one left is being a firefighter.

Moe also raps in case you needed to know this

beelzebufo

We watched the episode and there’s this bit where when asked what to do about the shitty state of everything the janitor who leads the song pauses and says ‘burn it’.

That bit gave me chills. Because The Simpsons for the past 15 years or more has been a fairly good barometer of American popular opinion. Some folks are gonna be like ‘the Simpsons went radical!!!’, but, the Simpsons doing this shows that this is an opinion that is now -normal-. Two generations have been brutally disenfranchised and things are pushing towards a boiling point. I have 0 clue what that boiling point will look like but this is like steam raising from the pot.

brightlotusmoon

Ah, you have articulated my own thoughts as a Gen X who has literally watched The Simpsons from the beginning. I still watch it, and I chuckle when someone claims nobody watches or likes the Simpsons anymore. It’s a Sunday night ritual. Remembering how anti-capitalist they were then, and seeing such a poetically logical end game now, gives me chills as well. I’ve been recommending “Poorhouse Rock” to everyone I know regardless of their views on the show.

dragonprincessmew

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"