I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Discoholic 🪩
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
Keni
noise dept.
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Claire Keane
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ellievsbear
One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
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pixel skylines
tumblr dot com
izzy's playlists!
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oozey mess
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@dialupmodern
im being kicked out at the end of june. I need to get parts and supplies for the car I'm planning to live out of until i can stabilize and get decent hours at work, as well as trying to get back on HRT.
vmo and kofi
anything helps 💖
Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness
why are you so cool
i dont(❌)remember(🧠), probably on accident(💥🚗)?
Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it
why not
The woman in her thirties being referenced:
she is just like me fr
im being kicked out at the end of june. I need to get parts and supplies for the car I'm planning to live out of until i can stabilize and get decent hours at work, as well as trying to get back on HRT.
vmo and kofi
anything helps 💖
what's the fucking point of working harder if it only gets you into a worse position than you already were
mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
nintendo is fucked
God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin
Lol. Mad cuz you're not getting punched by your older sister, huh?
Lol. Someone's really got the hots for me today, huh?
"i hope you don't have any real sisters bc i would be terrified for them" yep and i hope everyone who's ever called a hot person mommy or daddy doesn't have parents, i'd be really terrified for them :/ and while we're at it, we better never let anyone who's ever played gta near a real car, they just gotta be itching to steal it. don't even get me started on actors, did you know they lie for a living??
https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
probably feels good asf to have me like your post
In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.
bappy saturday!
romance GOD saturday.... the GOD of saturday romance........
(fox character belongs to @jaqknife !!! thank you again for letting me use your many-a-tail lady!!! ohoho)
Men in Black
1947 is considered by many to be the year in which the modern UFO age started, due mainly to two reported events which supposedly took place that year. In June Kenneth Arnold was to report seeing a number of metallic craft while flying near Mount Rainier in Washington state, and within a month a craft (and its alien occupants?) was said to have crashed on a ranch in Roswell, New Mexico. Weeks later, two pale, hairless human males arrived at his place of work and started sucking and fucking each other like crazy.
