Eats, Shoots and Leaves

"You know, I gotta say, I really hope we're still friends after I tase you." Independent OC blog. Multiship Multiverse 

[porcupinenotpoop]

Trusty Sidekick

@poprockxmercenary​ ||  🔪

The taller of the two turned around, scowling the moment he saw her. “You’re joking. This had better be a big practical joke or I take back everything remotely close to good I’ve ever said about you.” Granted, that wasn’t much, but he had acknowledged that she wasn’t as terrible at her job as he’d first thought. A statement he was seriously reconsidering as he crouched to inspect her sprained ankle. “I should just leave you here- maybe shoot you in the head like a horse that can’t walk.”

[neonsuplex]

She pressed the back of her hand to her forehead and turned away from him with a pout. “Oh Grant. You are so cruel to me. And in my last moments too. OH!” She flung herself onto the ground and draped her elbow over her eyes. Her ankle had depleted to nothing more than a dull ache now, but this was too much fun to pass up. “How tragic! That this is the way our partnership is to end.” She peeked up at him from under her arm with a slight smirk. “Id say ‘go on and live for me’ but I don’t think you’ll do me much justice with that flag pole stuck so far up your ass.” 

lol: love old lizards lmao: lizards marching around outside  fml: fantastic magical lizards irl: i respect lizards

[7812nf]

haha yeah i have a ton of weird kinks

[neonsuplex]

*~WHAT’S YOUR MUSE’S PLANT PERSONALITY? TAKE THIS QUIZ AND POST YOUR RESULTS ~*

Tagged by: @evil-boy-genixs​

ECHINACEA :    A protector. With an amazing blend of optimism, nurturing and goodwill, you lend your strength and energy to those in need. Your seemingly infinite goodwill and boundless supportive energy make you the one people turn to when times are tough. Your greatest strength is, of course, also one of your weaknesses, especially if you neglect to take care of yourself. At times like these, it’s a good idea to take a step back and focus some of that protective energy on yourself.

GINGER:          Spirited. A feisty and fiery companion, quick with an opinion, a laugh or an idea. Warm, friendly and inviting, you never allow an awkward moment to pass. In fact, even cold and distant people warm up to you more quickly than others. Negative experiences or too much indulgence, however, can send you into a bit of a tailspin, and when hurt you may become quite cold and distant. Ginger people do best when their natural warmth and affection is flowing freely, giving them easy access to their love of life.

SLIPPERY         ELM:       Let’s just say you’re a vocal person. Sure, that might mean you’re chatty. But it also means you’re the one humming in the hallway, singing in the shower, speaking your mind, standing up and shouting if need be to get yourself heard. You’ve got a voice and you know how to use it. Inclined to speak up for the voiceless, defend the defenseless or simply bring joy to the joyless, you may have a tendency to overuse your voice.

Tagging:

@goddamndeadpool​, @synaesthesia-sounds​, @garbageweasel​, @wildhogpower​, @porcupinenotpoop​

[the-bespectacled-bunch-arch-blog]

Reblog this post if you are an RP blog that MULTISHIPS, but all ships are in SEPARATE AUs.

[neonsuplex]

*Strange Encounters of the Nerd Kind*

This kind of thing happened a lot. Like. A LOT a lot. Somebody pisses some other body off and that person puts a hit out on the first guys head because they don’t wanna get their hands dirty. Or at least in this case it was because they didn’t have the time or energy to deal with the problem anymore. ‘His name is Jack Spicer.’ The shadowy presence had informed her. ‘ Take him out quick cause if he opens his mouth you’re a gonner.’ 

“What kinda guy is this anyway? A freaking Banshee?”

Art sipped on her juice box as she scoped out the house, an attack plan already formulating in her mind. She sighed and threw the empty box in her duffle bag. “Welp. TIme to get to work.”

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

no, it’s wasps

[a-little-peculiar-moved-deactiv]

reblog if you believe rp'ers who use normal text are not "less quality".

[jbbthewintersoldier-deactivated]

[I AM NOT LESS QUALITY. I am just HTML-impaired.]

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

I like to smile at people who hate me because I’m an asshole.

Gold (via incorrect-pokespe-quotes)

[rpmememaker]

Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[raymanheadcanons]

Send me a "♡" if you want to ship our muses

[neonsuplex]

*Strange Encounters of the Nerd Kind*

This kind of thing happened a lot. Like. A LOT a lot. Somebody pisses some other body off and that person puts a hit out on the first guys head because they don't wanna get their hands dirty. Or at least in this case it was because they didn’t have the time or energy to deal with the problem anymore. ‘His name is Jack Spicer.’ The shadowy presence had informed her. ‘ Take him out quick cause if he opens his mouth you’re a gonner.’ 

“What kinda guy is this anyway? A freaking Banshee?”

Art sipped on her juice box as she scoped out the house, an attack plan already formulating in her mind. She sighed and threw the empty box in her duffle bag. “Welp. TIme to get to work.”

[king-and-paradox-blog]

I’m not event sorry. 

[doctor-ryland-grace]

Relationship Meme. [Part One]

(Everything will be Character x Reader(You). No ships) Send a character, and I’ll fill this out: 

Who initiated the relationship? (Who asked who out, how they did it, etc).

Who makes Mixtapes for their significant other?

Who kissed who first?

Who said ‘I love you’ first?

Who takes pictures of the other when they’re not paying attention?

Who needs to be touching their significant other at all possible moments?

Who asks strange questions late at night when they can’t sleep?

Which one is really excited to put up the Holiday decoration, and which one is dreading it?

Who spends more money on (Useless) things?

Who likes to cuddle more? (Who’s the little spoon? What positions?)

Who cooks the best? (best meal? Who burns everything they cook?)

Who is most likely to sleep in?

Who is the clean freak?

Long kisses or short kisses? 

Who’s the first to apologize after a fight?

Who is the flirt? (And who is the romantic?)

Who comforts who more often?

Who is the most protective over the other?

Who kills spiders?

Who wants kids more?

How many kids?

Who proposed? (How did they do it?)

[doctor-ryland-grace]

Taking these until the joinme in an hour! :)

[hsfancharmemes]

What do you want to tell me? Put a symbol in my ask box:

❊ I want to roleplay with you

✸ I want to plot with you

✤ I want to ship with you

✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great

❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s)

✷ I wish our characters was friends

✢ I like your characters

✱ I don’t like your characters

✣ I like the way you express your muse(s)

✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s)

☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped

❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons

✡ I agree on all your headcanons

❋ Your blog is one of my favs

✦ I like seeing you on my dash 

✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay

✧ I wish you would notice me

✩ You intimidate me

✪ You seem like a cool person

✺ You’re hard to approach

✻ I wish you weren’t so shy

❄ I look up to you

❆ I love your art

❇ I love the way you write 

* I want to learn to know you

# I’m too shy to approach to you

☓ We should talk!

♥ *Your choice what to write*

[asksforroleplayers]

Random starters

“I just got fired.”

“We have two options here - run, or give up. Which will it be?”

“I see no problem in using every food we have as a pizza topping.”

“Green isn’t really your color …”

“Truth be told, I’d rather get stomped on by a herd of cows than meet your parents.”

“I don’t care how it’s been before, but there are people depending on you now, so you need to get your shit together!”

“Hey, our outfits match!”

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“I always knew I couldn’t trust you.”

“Can you come to my place at 9 p.m. dressed as a mailman? I’ll explain later. Oh - and bring a shovel!”

“Let me braid your hair.”

“I warned you, didn’t I? Said you should be careful. Why didn’t you listen?”

“I gotta say, I’m really jealous of your eyes. Like they’re so pretty it looks like you have make up on even when you don’t.”

“Any reason you have 12 sixpacks of Red Bull in your fridge?”

“I’ve never seen you dressed like that before. You look … really pretty.”

“We need to get out of here quickly! There are people after us!”

“Ever since I met you, I’ve been having very shitty luck.”

“How can you come here after everything you did to me?”

“You ruined me.”

“My offer still stands.”

“I can stop if I want, I just don’t want to.”

“So … what’s someone like you doing in a place like this?”

“I can fit like 16 strawberries in my mouth!”

“Why do you always do exactly the opposite of what you should?!”

“Can you please stop interrupting me with your puns? I have something important to tell you.”

“I think you’d look really good on my bed, or the sofa. Seriously, you’re exhausted, go take a nap.”

[chookinoko]

i’m sorry