the disaster that is my life

starring: a mess || header by @strippedyonce

[randomfandomss]

[dosmerengues-moved]

hunter and hunted

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Will Graham will look at a crime scene and be like “this isn’t a murder, it’s a master’s thesis. our killer is getting their mfa in killing.” and everyone else will be like “ah yes of course. Murder Grad School. you’re a genius, Will.” and then Will goes to therapy and Hannibal is like “would you go to art school if you could, Will?” and Will looks up at him through his coquettish whore eyelashes and he goes “I’m more of a painter than a sculptor.” and Hannibal nods and takes notes but all his notes just say “Mrs. William Graham” in different cursive styles with hearts over all the i’s. and then Will drives home to Virginia and has a dream where he’s like sculpting a stag out of marble or something while he’s sweating through his only set of bedsheets. great show no notes love u Bryan Fuller <3

[francescaas]

we’re gonna hear joel call ellie ‘baby girl’ next week

[whathellandfuck]

soooo funny that marvel keeps completely fucking up Thor’s character and then being like “taika 🥺🥺 can you come fix him please 🥺🥺🥺” and he just does

[supermarvelgirl15]

Steven: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Marc, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[jaebird88]

(X)

[real-kit-walker]

George: KARL WTF I THOUGHT YOU TOLD QUACKITY ABOUT KINOKO????

Karl, fully lost in the sauce not knowing who tf George is talking about:

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION

high school musical quotes

the number 5

a 3 page samsung galaxy s2 skyrocket review

your fastest lap time in mario kart ds

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the receipt to a hairdryer

big bird

[corpsekeys]

the masquerade

(the end reveal was too good)

[owlmylove]

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

[murdershegoat]

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

[specialtater]

"Mo mo" "Moooooo"

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[mesolithics]

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

[insomniac-arrest]

all of tumblr right now trying to make sense of things

[baby-yoda]

neil patrick harris and david burtka will always be the superior kings of halloween