real-life gremlin

Wahoo

[tiktaalic]

Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

trolley problem discourse on the dash always makes me feel weird cause for a couple months back in 2018 we were actually fucking (me and the trolley from the problem). was a weird time in my life, brings some uncomfortable memories to mind… guess that’s my own problem though

[angelicguy]

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[powerburial]

my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

[yarffnala]

bro she is purposefully isolating you

[powerburial]

[pjackk]

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

[achingmarshking]

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

[pjackk]

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

[sippy-blue]

how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant

Answer:I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

[drawblin]

Hellooooo tumblr :))

I’m opening up a few types of portrait commissions- feel free to DM me or email me at [email protected] if you’re interested in any of these!

mwah thanks❤️🐛

[lizzyswor1d-deactivated20230222]

Hoes mad because I shattered the facade

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Did you just crush my artifact

?

[casperscareschool]

love it when characters r 15 and actually exhibit the very real disease of being 15

[sexhaver]

hey guys it turns out that all the replies that weren't showing up aren't lost forever

[evilscientist3]

Lost my best friend back in '08 when he threw himself over a gnome before it detonated to save my life. War is hell

[its-me-bexy]

US President Laughing Skull, when pressed for comment, responded predictably

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[franzkavkas]

yes he did

[pjackk]

Some body sent me a fuck request on my ipod touch but it turned off wen i tapped my screen

[frankiedotbiz]

she turnin on my timmy... nine months later we some fairly odd parents