[evilgumby]

if i was a worm would you cut me in half so you have 2 girlfriends

[yarffnala]

Yeah and i would really enjoy having 2 girlfriends for a while. Then one day one of you gets a scratch on your arm, and then a scab, and then a scar. And once i can tell my two girlfriends apart i start treating them differently. Idk why. Maybe i had a preference the whole time, but couldnt be certain about it or act on that preference until i could tell them apart. And after a while the least favored half moves out and away. Half of you is missing and didn't even leave you a way of contacting her. And then i start thinking dam. I kinda miss her

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[horsesource]

[yarffnala]

[yarffnala]

Mgs3 for the first time... I looove that the protagonist has his disguise uncovered when the antagonist cops a feel and does not recognize the cock

[yarffnala]

I've been kind of a doomer about job prospects n dragging my feet finishing school. I'm not gonna work for a defense contractor lol but idk what else there is. But working on getting this ML model published is rly heartening. Originally my focus was just on demonstrating a leakage problem in another paper. But my prof seems to think we could publish THEE automated post-hurricane/flood building damage classifier. And make it open source so it can be used after disasters by researchers, local gvt, etc. to think i could be published for building something HELPFUL. Waow. It wouldn't make me any money directly but it could indirectly cuz my resume needs some halp fr

[yarffnala]

I have to get a professional headshot taken this week. I haven't had a haircut in 10 years. Can someone teach me how to trim me dead ends

[unknought]

Higgledy piggledy, turning and turning as gyres are widening, centers unheld,

things fall apart and there’s anarchy everywhere; falcons fly freely and can’t be compelled.

Dimming the tide there is blood in the water and everywhere customs of innocence drowned.

Held by the worst is a fervent intensity; lacking conviction the best run aground.

Surely there must be some kind of apocalypse; surely epiphany must be at hand!

Visions unbidden from Spiritus Mundi of something awakening out on the sand:

Head of a man with a leonine frame and a pitiless gaze that’s as blank as the sun;

sleep became nightmare by passage of centuries long before eons of slumber were done.

Higgledy piggledy, beast of antiquity, imminent, just as the prophecies warn,

shambling slowly but revelatorily, slouching towards Bethlehem, there to be born.

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[yarffnala]

Call him Diddy

[leonardcohenofficial]

(1852) Frederick Douglass, "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth Of July" •

On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass was invited to address the citizens of his hometown, Rochester, New York. Whatever the expectations of h

yearly required reading

[yarffnala]

Welcome to jackass. Im Jack

[thenightlymirror]

The feeling that I’m working in Nazi Germany just won’t go away.

[yarffnala]

Playing death stranding 2 and getting so fucking mad at kojimas writing lol

[yarffnala]

this is all from like, the last hour lmao. i changed my mind it's good

[yarffnala]

Playing death stranding 2 and getting so fucking mad at kojimas writing lol

[yarffnala]

word i saw on the CS forum

bandwich

[yarffnala]

Why ain't there any FUCKING randy newman to rebloh

[sistertaxon]

listen, i hate grogu as much as everyone else. But you CAN NOT let that spill over into hating baby yoda. Grogu is an annoying marketing gimmick from a blockbuster megacorporation. Baby Yoda is a LITERAL CHILD STAR being taken advantage of by basically every adult in his life. If you know anything about child stars you know how they're treated. We know from whistleblowers they're making him pull 12 hour filming days (again, as a LITERAL CHILD), and he's almost certainly not interacting with kids his age; they can do whatever they want to him because he doesn't have the experience to know any better. We already know they've got him on ozempic, god knows what the fuck else they have him on.

And before anyone brings it up, I DON'T CARE about how he acted at the met gala. He shouldn't have even been there in the first place, he's a child, of course he's going to act out, and he's been conditioned basically since birth to think that's okay because again. EVERY SINGLE ADULT IN HIS LIFE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. He's literally the victim here and Disney is encouraging this. Until you all get a lot more youthlib i don't want to fucking hear your opinions on baby yoda.