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THIS BLOG SUPPORTS TERRY CREWS
What happened to Terry Crews?
He was sexually assault and he is pressing charges. But as a straight [dark skin, black] man coming through and admitted heās been sexually assaulted heās getting some backlash from misogynistic, toxic masculinity filled, stupid people [men and women]. But Iām not one of them. Iām glad heās speaking up and admitting what happened and not taking this too lightly.
Seven: You remind me of the ocean.
Saeran: Is it because Iām deep & mysterious?
Seven: No, because youāre salty and you scare the shit out of people.
Saeran:
Saeran: Oh.
This is the best Marvel edit Iāve ever seen WOW!! ā¤ļø
This gave me the feels!!!šššš
Amazing.
I will retweet this every time i see it
PROTEIN???
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
AHHHHHH
He may be the glamorous goblin king but owl shapeshifting still comes with owl habits.
What itās like dealing with customers in retail
I remember this episode lol
THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED~~~
All ready to print. Will be sold in KOMIKET PH~ (Our Booth is named PxH - Pixel Hive)
When someone tries to convince me to like Rika:
Iām sorry I just donāt like her >_<
i feel like there are multiple layers to this
Gotta saveĀ āem all!
WHAT ARE WE?!
WRITERS!!!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
WRITE!!!!!
WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!
((Disgruntled muttering))
Yeah! At that time!
Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.Ā
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, theyāre amazing.
Read more.
I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!Ā
TheĀ courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.Ā
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, āthe Beautiful and the Good.āĀ
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially beingĀ āHow could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?āĀ
God, I adore history.Ā
āIf these tits are legit, you must acquit.ā
āIf these tits are legit, you must acquitā is the single best sentence I have ever read.
*faceplant*
Iām reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
āCame up with the ever changing floor plan.āĀ
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
āYou know what this school needs? To not make any sense-ā
āRowena, I donāt think-ā
āExactly, you donāt think. Iām brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think theyāre doors-ā
āBut how will the students get to class?ā
āTheyāll have to figure it out.ā
āā¦ā
āEveryday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.ā
āThe stairs move! This doesnāt seem safeā¦I think Iāll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.ā
āDitto. I think the dungeons would be saferā¦ā
āā¦My kids will brave these stairs. Iāll take the other tower.ā
#Rowena snipes that ācunningā means Salazarās students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ācunningā means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all Thatās Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all rightĀ (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey Iām just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friendĀ (via @dinosauriaawesome)
iām literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please donāt delete the previous peopleās comments like you did the last time i added someoneās tags to a post mmkay)
No but thatās actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I canāt even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now Iām on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but Iām here and itās just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because itāsnot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anythingĀ āhere is: the nearest paintingā like fuck you siriĀ
actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90ā²s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parentsās ages, and hadnāt been back to hogwarts in several decades, if theyād even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.Ā
rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.Ā
my only contribution to this post is that i highly doubt that wouldāve been the only thing hufflepuff and slytherin ever worked on together like
maybe the founders themselves didnāt always get on but they probably often wanted the same things, just for different reasons.
Also any slytherin worth their salt knows the best backup they could ask for is a hufflepuff who believes in them.
Thatās inspired from a fandom meme Iāve seen on IG earlier. I felt really concerned so I needed to draw it my point of view ššš
me with all my husbandoās
