Invisible Chameleon

I swear the next person who accidentally steps on me is in for an ass kicking... inside my head "PLEASE DON'T NOTICE ME!" I am 23 but my age ranges from 4 to 904. I am both kind and vicious, happy and sad, and everywhere in between. When I try to blend in I stand out. When I want to be seen I'm invisible. I don't believe in luck, fate and soulmates. I believe in chance, just because something is unlikely doesn't mean it's impossible. I change who I am as often as I change the clothes I wear. Don't be surprised when I'm no longer Misha, wanting to open a coffee shop and hopes to have seven kids. Just a couple months ago my name was Jake, I wanted to be a farmer and wanted 3 kids. I've gone through more names than shoe sizes throughout my entire life.

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

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I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

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OH MY GOD

[neptunesruler]

me: i have a crush

friend: suck their dick

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all those “good cops” are standing around letting the bad ones do their thing so all of em seem pretty bad to me

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can straight white people even fall in love? I’ve never seen that in a movie before

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Look at this vicious dog. A true killer. Horrible.

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the ol’ razzle dazzle

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IM SCREAMING

[thetownwitches]

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

[snoia]

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[neptunesruler]

I had a weird dream where Dean came out as bisexual and the whole fandom was celebrating... and then I woke up to a reality of queer baiting and horrible writers.

[meetthepugs]

[readerxpro]

HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)

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THIS IS A PSA.

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This is important

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I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

[alphascum]

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

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FOREVER REBLOG

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OMG 😭😭😭

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walking a drunk friend like

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These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.