im shivering in my $30k suit

a blog about both correct and incorrect quotes from hyperdimension neptunia because why not

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Neptune: We need more memes!

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Nin-kun: If you don't anthropomorphize something, and it isn't loved...

Nin-kun: that means you aren't a furry

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Arfoire: The eggplant's power is mine. I am one with the eggplant!

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Blanc: Whatever this human-shaped asshole is planning, he gotta beat down whatever pops up!

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Histoire: Okay, we need to escape now. Get into my eyeball.

Nepgear: Wha-

Histoire: Yes, that's what I said. Now, hurry up!

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Linda: Are you a real villain?

Warechu: Well, uh, technically, nah, chu…

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Arfoire: This is foolishness upon one thousand prior. Equally unsolicited foolishnesses.

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Noire: I-It's not like I'm getting misty-eyed because he mentioned the power of friendship or anything!

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(Baby) Peashy: Booby milk! Booby milk!

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Arfoire: I’ll report you all to Rei!

Noire: You’re gonna tell Rei Ryghts that you let a band of enemies infiltrate your highly secure headquarters and escape with Peashy right under your careful watch? *inhales sharply* Doesn’t seem like such a wise thing to do, Arfoire~.

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Noire: Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off?!

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Neptune: Hey, Arfoire!

Arfoire: What?

Neptune: *hands Arfoire some water* For you and your salt.

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Iris Heart: I wanna play a game, Arfoire…

Arfoire: Uh…

Iris Heart: It’s called SAW.

Arfoire: …Shit.

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Chika: Oh, Vert… I wish I could just eat you out~!

Broccoli: Too bad you want a sisterly relationship and incest is illegal, nyu…

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Noire: So, who would you like to duel first? Or would you rather duel both of us?

Neptune: Yes, I'd love to do you both.

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Histoire: You’re up later than expected…

Neptune: Sorry, I slept in a little. xP

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Neptune: I want food for Christmas.