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[riacain]

once i finally clean my room it’s over for yall

[mossy-memories]

I need 50 thousands hours of cuddling.

[dworkinism]

the world is my cuck chair

[blueboy-affection]

[asyouwish-x]

Not to be a slut but i'd love for a pretty woman to lay on my chest right now so I can play with their hair. Legs tangled and watching a movie both half asleep.

[aidashakur]

at least life wants to fuck me

[amithsyt-deactivated20260523]

“you’re so mature for your age” thanks, i traded my childhood for it

[zerenta-mrraow]

trying to rob a mathematician at gunpoint but they just go "actually let N be the amount of bullets loaded in your gun." and proceed to prove that there are 0 bullet in your gun despite there being bullets in your gun. when you then try to fire it, not only does the bullet deflect (because they are now bullet proof) but your gun explodes because it is proven that there are no bullets in your gun at the time before you fired it. however firing it proves the past tense existence of a bullet at the same time there is not a bullet. this is a contradiction, and P>(~P>Q)

[pythonian23]

Studying linear algebra rn and it's too freaky for me 😭

There's too much magickery, like you define a thing a certain way and suddenly it has 3 billion useful properties

I feel like calculus had carefully constructed definitions to specifically get the properties and uses you wanted but this is something completely different

[hyper-cube]

i’ve got another joke about proofs by induction but you won’t get it unless you got the last one