Ten ways to get that Game of Thronesy fix
Season 5 is over, and we're all dying to know what happens next in the Seven Kingdoms. Here are some distractions that should help you get through your Game of Thrones withdrawal:
Jason and the Argonauts: If you miss white walker skeleton armies and went through a Greek mythology phase in middle school, this is the movie for you. -Tricia
Vikings: I haven't actually seen it, but I've heard it's good if you like strong female characters, sword-related gore, and arctic climes. -Greta
Spartacus: Blood and Sand: A show that starts with the gratuitous (and body-hairless) nudity and over-the-top CGI violence of "300" and pushes it way, way over the top. It was created by Stephen DeSouza who also, not-by-coincidence-at-all, is the show runner on DAREDEVIL (see below.) In addition to the many, many well-toned racks, butts and "d" -- it has a very enlightened view of male homosexuality -- and really cool sword/spear/knife/trident fights, it's set in a version of Ancient Rome in which, like Westeros, people make their own rules, and do what needs to be done. Your favorite characters might (and do) die, and the scheming and plotting will keep you guessing. [A note: the lead actor, Andy Whitfield, became sick and died of cancer after making S1, so subsequent seasons, although with much of the same talent behind them, aren't as good. I don't recommend them as highly, but you might enjoy.] -Peter
Orphan Black: Three words: Science, suspense, and sass. Ok, one more: CLONES. This show could not be better. Also, Michiel Huisman (Daario) is in it, and who doesn't want to see more Daario? -Greta
DAREDEVIL: Contrary to what you might have heard, I don't really like comic books, because most of them are stupid, in that they assume then people who would dress up in tights and a mask and fight crime are normal, decent and good. It was Frank Miller, in his early 80s run on the second-rate superhero series Daredevil, who first suggested that this might not be the case. Along with Alan Moore, he introduced the notion that superheroes might be a little... batty. (Get it? Batty? Batman?) This series of 13 episodes captures the best of that Frank Miller era. Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil, is driven, obsessive, violent and very, very angry. Putting on a mask and beating the hell out of people makes perfect sense to him, and in the weird, alternate reality version of NY he lives in, it makes sense to us too. Some of the best fight scenes ever (Ep 2's single take hallway fight is already legendary) and what other show introduces its Big Villain, a psychopathic gang boss played by Vincent D'Onofrio, in the midst of an awkward first date? -Peter
The Aubrey'Maturin Series by Patrick O'Brian: Often called "The best historical novels ever written," but they can be read as a kind of fantasy series. Like the best fantasy, they take place in a far off world that has some things in common with ours, but has its own rules, language and technology. And like the best fantasy series, it centers on deeply appealing characters who find their way through that world, seeking adventure and risking great dangers. The time is the Napoleonic wars of the early 19th Century, and Captain Jack Aubrey of His Majesty's Royal Navy is the most stalwart hero ever -- cunning and ruthless in war, kind and human in private. His best friend is the surgeon and intelligence agent Stephen Maturin, a Sherlock Holmes-like savant (and drug addict) who both complements and contradicts Aubrey. Warning: The first book, MASTER AND COMMANDER, is a little less accessible than the others, so some people recommend starting with #2, POST CAPTAIN. You'll want to read the first as soon as you're done. (Note: the movie "Master and Commander," based on a later book in the series, isn't terrible, but doesn't come close to capturing what's so fantastic about the books.) -Peter
The His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman: Don't let the YA label fool you--this is fantasy at its best. If you like spirit animals, creepy theology, and arctic magic, these books are for you. -Greta
The Galleys at Lepanto by Jack Beeching: Squabbling kingdoms, run by princes and kings who loathe each other and are constantly at war, manage to come together long enough to fight a deadly invader who means to conquer them all. Just like Game of Thrones, except it happened. In the late 16th Century, an alliance of Christian European nations managed to band together long enough to defeat a invasion fleet raised by the Ottomans, off a Greek peninsula called Lepanto. It's the most important battle you've never heard of. Jack Beeching's book is as readable as the best fiction, and his hero -- Don John of Austria -- seems like somebody made him up. They say as he led his fleet to battle, he danced for joy upon the deck of his galley. (Note: Miguel De Cervantes fought in this battle, and lost an arm -- not, thank goodness, his writing arm) -Peter
Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel: This one's for the poli sci nerds out there. If you like contemplating how to acquire and effectively wield power, you'll love this historical fiction about Thomas Cromwell, adviser to King Henry VIII. Now that I think of it, this is also for people who like stories about crazy kings. -Greta
Richard III, by William Shakespeare: The OG political drama. -Tricia
The Fool's Tale by Nicole Galland: For the people whose favorite parts of Game of Thrones were the sex and power games at the Red Keep. In a small kingdom in medieval Wales, there's a king, who wants to hold on to his kingdom; his queen, who wants to break out of the cage her age and sex put her in; and a jester, who ends up being quite surprised by what he wants. The Jester, like Tyrion, seems to be a lot smarter than everyone else around him, but that doesn't always do him much good. A fast moving, character driving historical novel with just enough violence and lots of sex. -Peter
Ok, so that’s eleven. But seeing as we’ve made eleven recap episodes, this seems fitting. See you next year, nerds!