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i accidentally broke ifttt when i was setting it up to post stuff from my new terrible bot and so it wasn’t posting to buzzfiendnews, thinkpiecebot or nerdgarbagebot

it’s fixed now!!

sorry about that

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Picture this: Animorphs, but with skyscrapers.

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It's a thriller anime set on a beach with mermaids and secret agents.

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It's a tableau vivant set in a prestigious private boarding school with nanopunk penguins and elves.

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It's like Loony Toons, but with single biome planets and for stoners.

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OK, so picture Scarface, but by Disney with Roald Dahl.

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Imagine this: a Western short story collection version of The Sopranos made by Machiavelli.

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Just imagine a collectible card game version of My Little Pony.

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Picture this: Settlers of Catan set in an abandoned mine, with Luigi as the misunderstood genius.

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Crowdfund this rock opera that's like if Shel Silverstein had made Downton Abbey.

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It's like The Apple Lisa meets The Incredible Journey, but for Christians.

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It's like if Law and Order was set at sea.

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It's like a southern gothic version of Scooby Do, but in Greenwich Village.

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It's a musical take on SimCity 2000.

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It's a filk version of Little Miss Sunshine.

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It's a avant-garde version of Have Spacesuit, Will Travel, with bagpipes.

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It's a alternate history amusement park ride with pizza, set during the Regency.