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Voltage Inc, Mystic Messenger, Marvel, DC, Anime, animals, all things random, and an occasional snappy retort are all things this blog consists of!

[mothpines]

Being nonbinary in a country with a heavily gendered language is NOT for the weak

[imarson404]

apologies Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

[shamebats]

This has to be the hardest anyone has died on that hill in recent history.

[soloh]

"A man has died, even if you didn't like him, have some empathy"

Mmm... how 'bout no

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[stuffandylikesyeah]

[systlin]

I did some Internet snooping on that jezebel article and found one lady they worked with and

EIGHT. DOLLARS????

Etsy witches you gotta charge what you're worth.

[systlin]

Have you been betrayed, gossiped about, or wronged in ways that feel unbearable? This Infernal Justice Spell channels the raw, unstoppable p

I found em btw

[drankeverysky]

[sophiamcdougall]

Uh

[nerdismatitsfinest]

I would love to know the context of this specifically

[kpovoc]

[nerdismatitsfinest]

Chloe price

[teenagedream]

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

[nerdismatitsfinest]

It’s easy, become a maid to a ritzy hotel and get kidnapped by the rich businessmen.

[nerdismatitsfinest]

I have no memory of writing this

[nerdismatitsfinest]

Sabrina cosplay

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[visual-infinity]

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

how dare you do that to baby 

[towerofglass]

[onlytwitterpics]

[electronicgallery]

Bioluminescence series by Rob Rey

(Rob Rey’s Tumblr)

[kenkuarchive]

This is so goddamn beautiful

[thebootydiaries]

[nerdismatitsfinest]

Every penny counts my guy

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[trinklied]

everytime someone brings up this kinda trope, i always think of this scene

[astralika-deactivated20181218]

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

[samael]

a personal favourite from my childhood

[sirterrypratchett]

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

[irentmylife]

*snaps fingers frenetically*

[helshades]

‘If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.

They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.’

@sirterrypratchett, how about this one?

[korota37]

[rikmach]

There is, of course, the third option:

[pepoluan]

ROFLOL 😂

oooh I have another one

—–

Bad Guy: “You won’t shoot me, you’re too good for that.”

Good Guy: “You’re right.”

Good Guy: Drops the gun but almost instantly pulled out the sword out of the scabbard and beheaded the Bad Guy in one smooth motion.

Good Guy: “Guns are so uncivilized. I’m better than that.”