[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[verborir]

It's only 7:50 and I'm already drunk but it's okay cause I'm on the clock.

[nerdphaea]

just being "Essential" with the squad

[guitarbeard]

Witch who's trying to cut me off on the I-290: *rolls down window and casts a curse*

Me (ate vitamin gummies this morning): lmao nice try Baba Yaga

[justsomeantifas]

I know everyone wants to clown on a certain rich couple with an absurdly named baby using california’s 26 character law, but that law isn’t good actually… it makes perfectly normal names like José illegal… like you shouldn’t really be upholding that fucking law it’s obvious why they made it….

[justsomeantifas]

People have problems in california all the time because of this law, which makes their names illegal.

california will change the name in the record to fit the 26 character thing and if you have no idea how they decided to spell your name with characters that can’t perfectly be translated into english … you’re fucked and they’ll call your passport a fake because it wont be 26 characters….

like… this law is Bad Actually.

Stop acting like it’s saving you from an absurd name when really it’s just fucking over pretty much everyone normal.

[justsomeantifas]

It’s just cultural genocide babes. It isn’t that deep, it isn’t protecting the sanctity of baby names. It’s just racism.

[wasturbatress]

[x]

[anarchopuppy]

Old text captchas were for identifying words while transcribing scans of public domain books. We could absolutely do this again

[acecroft]

be like ripley, don’t break the quarantine

[fluffmugger]

[nerdphaea]

my anxiety about working tomorrow is through the roof to the point that i feel like im having a heart attack lmao.......fun

[bluehairedspidey]

out of touch thursday

[courtalways-deactivated20170615]

[c0mmonenemy-deactivated20200915]

This could be us

[black-geek-supremacy]

@jehovahhthickness

[jehovahhthickness]

Me, when one of my tumblr boos come to Miami to visit me 😂😂😂

[saintemiliosandoz]

i hope people realize that southern states reopening even when they shouldn’t is not because southern people are dumb. it’s because their mayors and governors want them to die. they care about the economy more than the people there.

and because they don’t want to pay unemployment anymore. they’d rather people die than pay unemployment

[callmearcturus]

I live in Florida and I need y'all to know, this is 100% true. It is entirely and completely about the FL unemployment system being broken, not about any deep patriotic sense of freedom.

[vibebender-deactivated20210302]

Hi my name is X Æ A-12 Musk and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)

[progenyofworms]

[pglang]

girls will "🥺🥺🥺🥺" their way out of everything

[kate-boosh]

So Will puss in boots

[mariamlovesyou]

Walks around the house in a bisexual manner

[genericnonpornblog]

give me queer porn. give me androgynous pornstars. give me plus size sluts loving their bodies. give me disabled kinksters engaing in the community without fear of rejection. give me doms with anxiety & loudmouthed submissives.

Intimacy is so much more than thin able-bodied white people having sex.

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride