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beardedmrbean

stuckinapril

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

franzis-frantic-thoughts

Happy birthday, baby. You're doing amazing.

tenaflyviper

The Moschino fall 2016 runway line makes me giggle, because we have a bunch of very burned-looking dresses...

And then we have what is clearly The Culprit:

gaynfl-moved

*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

math-is-magic

It is time.

backstepping

ayo edebiri: the movie reviewer we deserve

mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury

the traveling trinkets wagon is in town :) pick your purchase.

a small glass jar full of dried rose petals

incense cones and a small stone bowl to burn them in

an oracle deck wrapped in a scarf, no box to be found

a silver candlestick holder with one black candle resting in it

a star shaped woven basket of rocks

a chunk of quartz a little larger than the size of a human heart

a piece of driftwood that looks like an eye

a red paisley curtain with a few odd stains

a smooth, polished ball of amethyst

a jar full of what looks to be fortune cookie slips of paper

Voting ended onJul 3, 2023

there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.

#driftwood #but the star shaped basket of rocks was a close second

headspace-hotel

Y'all ever get so excited about a scientific paper you're reading that you get chills???

So I thought to myself

Huh, a lot of our invasive species come from China and Japan

And then I thought, huh, I should look up what Kudzu is like in its natural habitat

And I found this article by a team of scientists investigating the history of Kudzu in China

And ohhhhh my goddddd. I'm vibrating with excitement over how cool this is.

The first bombshell that turned my brain inside out:

KUDZU IS NOT WILD. IT IS SEMI-DOMESTICATED.

In China, Kudzu has been a fundamentally important plant for food and textiles throughout history. We have Kudzu cloth that is 6,000 years old!

THIS PLANT CLOTHED AND FED ONE OF THE MOST POPULOUS AND MOST ENDURING HUMAN CULTURES ON EARTH

and in turn

HUMANS SHAPED AND SELECTED FOR ITS TRAITS

*AND*

in its natural range, humans are the main "predator" of kudzu

"Harvest by humans appears to be the major control mechanism in its native areas."

Kudzu is like that because it co-evolved with humans.

WHAT

headspace-hotel

YALL

This means

That Kudzu is so highly invasive because—just like most plants evolved to be grazed by herbivores and/or eaten by caterpillars, keeping them in balance with everything else—Kudzu basically evolved to be harvested by humans

The other half of the ecological partnership that keeps Kudzu in balance with everything else isn't a caterpillar or a hoofed beast. It's us.

drdaanvondutch

tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:

when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.

werewolbachia

'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though

aaays-and-bees

Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.

werewolbachia

zacianv-deactivated20230815

if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑

livingdeadpoetssociety

papaya-inspiration

Bra Comfort Poll

All my bra-wearing homies argue constantly over whether bras comfortable and wonderful or if they're manufactured by hell to make us suffer. I've long suspected that there is a correlation between this opinion and cup size... but let's get the data to see if that hypothesis holds up!

What is your bra size and how comfortable do you find wearing a "normal" underwire bra?

B cup or smaller; I find bras mostly comfortable.

B cup or smaller; I find bras mostly UNcomfortable.

C-D; I find bras mostly comfortable.

C-D cup; I find bras mostly UNcomfortable.

DD cup or larger; I find bras mostly comfortable.

DD cup or larger; I find bras mostly UNcomfortable.

See results/more info in tags

Voting ended onMay 25, 2023

Please reblog for more data! This question has plagued me literally for years, plz plz I need to hear everyone's experience and feel less alone because bra struggles are so real.