Chl0e

I like books and musicals-that's it.

[staplerrrr]

Maeve: I am going to take away all your happiness!

Aelin, Dorian, Rowan and the Cadre together: Bold of you to assume we have any happiness.

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

Important things in b99:

portrayals of black men as caring and having depth to their character, and jokes about them never being stereotypical, instead having things like “Love is like oatmeal, it sustains you”.

and on that topic, one of the main characters is a gay black man who, unlike many portrayals of gay men is wealthy and in a stable relationship.

gay sex is mentioned just as casually as straight sex would be.

As close as they are, Jake and Charles never have a “no homo” moment.

characters like Rosa and Amy aren’t based whatsoever on stereotypes of latin american women, but their identities aren’t erased either, like when you meet Amy’s parents or Rosa speaks fluent Spanish.

“And then Terry got RIIIPPED” “No, and then Terry got self confidence”

[kimaofvord]

#i was honestly shocked (in a good way) that there was a whole subplot revolving around “captain holt needs to get laid’ ’#i mean honestly… ’‘a satisfying sex life is (for many) a necessary part of a good marriage” #would be considered too risque for many sitcoms even with a straight couple #and they made no attempt to be coy: you got holt stalking around the precinct bellowing “B O N E ? ? ?” and it was beautifu l#“rosa! those are our DADS!” #anyway please watch brooklyn 99 (via inkandcayenne)

[nerdybooklife]

I WANT A TATTOO

[nerdybooklife]

How’s Rhysand? I miss him

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[nerdybooklife]

Me reading acotar: 90% Rhysand trash

Me reading acomaf: 13736377387517371898700% RHYSAND TRASH MY POOR CINNAMON ROLL BAT WINGED BABY WHO NEEDS PROTECTING AT ALL COSTS LIL MIDNIGHT BABY HIGH LORD OF NIGHT COURT SO PRECIOUS

[nerdybooklife]

Wanna know how much I hate Tamlin the Tool? I cannot reread ACOTAR without wanting to throw the book across the room everytime he’s in it. That is some powerful writing right there.

[yeehawhaw-deactivated20190112]

musical songs that will 100% get stuck in your head during exams

master of the house - les mis

popular - wicked

never ever getting rid of me - waitress

turn it off - book of mormon

four jews in a room bitching - falsettos

sincerely me - dear evan hansen

roxie - chicago

take me or leave me - rent

take a chance on me - mamma mia

elegance - hello dolly

without love - hairspray

do re mi - sound of music

its a hard knock life - annie

carrying the banner - newsies

lifeboat - heathers

[nerdybooklife]

This is far too accurate

[starrid]

Musicals as Clickbaity YouTube Titles

Phantom of the Opera: STALKED BY A GHOST???

Les Miserables: BARRICADE CHALLENGE GONE WRONG!

Heathers: MY CRAZY EX (Story Time)

Hamilton: He said WHAT?!?!

Book of Mormon: Worst Trip EVER (18+)

Chicago: I WENT TO PRISON

Be More Chill: This Magic Pill Will Make You 10x Smarter

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling children that you won’t get mad if they tell the truth and then getting mad about it will turn them into massive liars in the future

[mortthedoorknocker]

Can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on up above me?

K thanks.

-Mort.

[nerdybooklife]

Me reading acotar: 90% Rhysand trash

Me reading acomaf: 13736377387517371898700% RHYSAND TRASH MY POOR CINNAMON ROLL BAT WINGED BABY WHO NEEDS PROTECTING AT ALL COSTS LIL MIDNIGHT BABY HIGH LORD OF NIGHT COURT SO PRECIOUS

[rhysand-vs-fenrys]

It’s 2018 and I still want to know how Rhys’ mother roped The Weaver into babysitting a ring so her son wouldn’t be able to marry any random floozy.

[williamsherondales]

“You want to dance?” he rasped, his fingers curling around mine. I pointed with my chin toward the celebration below. “Down there - with them.” Where the music beckoned, where life beckoned. Where he should spend the night with his friends, and where I wanted to spend it with them, too. Even with the strangers in attendance. I did not mind stepping out of the shadows, did not mind even being in the shadows to begin with, so long as he was with me. My friend through so many dangers - who had fought for me when no one else would, even myself.

[carrion-princess]

Reblog for Feyre or like for Aelin

[radiomaxwell]

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

[prideofyunmeng]

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

[silvernis]

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

[bolaires-mask]

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

[aelinofstorms]

Also that lovely game of You’re So Expensive Why Do You Never Buy Anything For Yourself (BUT DON’T SPEND ANY MONEY BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE SAVING MONEY FOR COLLEGE YOU NEED TO SAVE YOU DON’T HAVE THE MONEY FOR A COFFEE WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT)

[abraxoswyvernnn]

Friendly Reminder

Rhysand: *Purrs*