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Update
I'm only on a hiatus due to the tremendous inactivity of every person I have threads with and I don't really know what to do with my blog other than reply to asks, which I never get, and threads. I may just make a new account in general and get a fresh start as a personal blog.
"I would punch a baby for a burrito right now."
“Been there before, but sweetheart i think you need to go to bed. You are… Smashed.”
“Pshhhhh…Noooo I’m not.”
“You just said you would punch a baby. You. Charlie.”
"I'd get a burito, Dean. A whole burito."
"I would punch a baby for a burrito right now."
“Been there before, but sweetheart i think you need to go to bed. You are… Smashed.”
"Pshhhhh...Noooo I'm not."
Drunk meme
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Random drunk quote found on google.
“Don’t tell ___ that I’m drinking.”
“See? I’m not too drunk. I can still take my clothes off.”
“I lost my pants. Where are my pants?”
“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, liquor, liquor, liquor.”
“A straw is just a test tube, with a hole at the bottom.”
“Dude, try this.”
“I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.”
“I may or may not also be drunk.”
“I’ll protect you! I’m (superhero name)!”
“If I had 50 ____, I’d give you one but only one.”
“I’m surrounded by an idiot.”
“I would punch a baby for a burrito right now.”
“This is the most I’ve ever been. Ever.”
“I’m so mad I could punch Superman in the face.”
“Is there a better way to do this?”
“Sorry about your shoes.”
“Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.”
“If drunk was a fruit, I’d be a ___.”
“I’m hungry. And I’m horny. I’m horngry.”
“I can’t look up, cause then I see your face and can’t stop staring.”
“Who put this wall here?”
“Stop screwing with my brain movies.”
“It’s YELLOW.”
“This is my song!”
“I’m not drunk.”
“I’m not THAT drunk.”
“I think I’m drunk.”
SUPERNATURAL SENTENCES
“We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You’re not gonna poke her with a stick!” “Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?” “They were just doing their job.” “No, they were doing our job, only they don’t know it so they suck at it.” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.” “I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “I miss conversations that didn’t start with ‘this killer truck.’” “People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?” “What kind of a house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks!” “MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?” “Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?” “___, this is a very serious investigation. We don’t have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.” “I lost my shoe.” “I’m Batman!” “Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “You fudgin’ touch me again, I’ll fudgin’ kill ya!” “These tacos taste funny to you?” “I shot the sheriff.” “On Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.” “The whistle makes me their god.” “Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn’t poop for a week.” “Check it out. Four score and seven years ago … I had a funny hat.” “Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!” “I found a liquor store. And I drank it.”
Jo was yanked along behind Charlie, trying to keep a hold onto their bags. “So that was…impressive. You speak–what was that? Japanese, Chinese…Korean maybe?” Jo guessed, letting Charlie press the button for their room floor. “You surprise me at every turn, Red. So…does this place have a pool?”
“Korean. I took an online class for it.” When they reached the third floor, the elevator halted. They both stepped out and she led the blonde all the way down the hall to a deluxe room, unlocking the door and stepping in. “The pool is at the back of the building. You can also get anything free if you tell them you’re with me.”
Plopping down on one if the king sized beds, she turned on the TV. The room looked like the redhead lived there. It had posters of different RPG games plastered on the walls and Pop figures on the shelves.
Jo looked around in amazement, dropping their bags at the foot of the bed, “Oh my–holy hell, Charlie! This is amazing! I-I’ve never stayed somewhere this nice…”
The blonde sat on the edge of the bed, bouncing on the end of it. “This is awesome! And there’s a pool!? I wanna go! Can we Charlie? Please?!” Jo sounded like a little kid that was on their first vacation. “…I don’t have a bikini though. So uh…that’s a minor issue.”
"How about.." Charlie paused for a moment, got up, and rumaged through the dresser beside her bed. In almost no time at all, she pulled out a red and black bikini. "I think you'd look adorable in this one.." she mumbled as she handed it to her.
Send me ┼ for my muse's reaction to walking in on your muse
Number Generator
1. Standing over a body
2. Covered in blood
3. Unconcious
4. Being attacked
5. Torturing someone
6. Struggling to breathe
7. Committing suicide
8. Having a mental breakdown
9. Wearing just a towel
10. Wearing sexy lingerie
11. Completely naked
12. Kissing someone
13. Having sex with someone
14. Watching porn
15. Masturbating
16. Taking suggestive pictures
17. Drunk
18. Practicing pick up lines
19. Asleep
20. Dancing with themselves
21. Packing their bags
22. Climbing out the window
23. Crying at a movie
24. Crying
25. Mun’s choice!
Have you ever had a pet, Charlie? Like a dog or a cat? Do you want one?
"I have to cats named Zelda and Kodex. I might want a dog in the future, though."
Charlie, who was the first girl you ever kissed?
"I was in High School and it was the night of prom. My best friend, Leanne, got ditched by her date. She was under the bleachers crying and I was trying to comfort her. And out of the blue, she kissed me."
Charlie, which Harry Potter book is your favorite?
"The Goblet of Fire."
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt
do not read your child’s journal. i don’t care what the circumstances are, do NOT read your child’s journal. it will only teach your child that they have no safe place to express themself.
I’ll reblog this every day until I die
My muse is being held hostage and is being experimented on. Send me “What have they done to you?” for my muse’s response to yours finding them shackled and chained in a small room.
This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged
Capture Bonding/Stockholm Syndrome/Lima Syndrome Starters
justrpmemes:
“Okay! Okay. You’ve got me. I’m not going anywhere”
“You’re going to do what I say from now on?”
“I’ll chain you up again.”
“Please don’t chain me up.”
“Don’t make me do this. Please.”
“Do you think I want to hurt you?”
“I wouldn’t have to hurt you if you listened.”
“I’m hungry.”
“Just for that, you’re going to pay.”
“I didn’t mean to.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Sorry doesn’t fix it.”
“What are you doing with that gun?”
“I’m going to shoot you, dummy.”
“I’m having company so I’m going to have to lock you up.”
“You know I love you.”
“No you don’t. You can’t love. You’re a fucking psychopath!”
“Kiss me.”
“You don’t have to go.”
“I…I think I love you.”
“You didn’t have to kill him/her!”
“I wasn’t going to let him/her touch you!”
“If you love me, let me go.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m setting you free.”
“You’ve been so good lately. You’ve earned new privileges.”
“Please don’t leave me. It’s cold.”
“The chain’s too tight.”
“You’re hurting me!”
“Stop squirming!”
“You’re all mine, aren’t you?”
“I’m yours.”
“That hurts!”
“Why are you doing this?”
“Do I have to have a reason to take someone as pretty/handsome as you?”
“Why me?”
“You don’t have to kill them.”
“You’re going to kill them for me.”
Send "Unf" if your muse finds mine sexually attractive.
Send “🐷” for my muse to give yours a piggyback ride.
Bonus: Send “🐷 reverse” for your muse to offer to give mine a piggyback ride.
