elf emotions and opera opinions

call me Art or Hannah. 20something. white. any pronouns except for it/its. neurodivergent-performing-artist.

[swordsoprano]

so i wrote an hms pinafore song parody about having a huge ass and being bisexual. and performed it at our post-show company party.

[swordsoprano]

fuck it. little butt deserves to be my pinned post.

some additional info about me:

Art Oscar Sloane is my full decidedly-non-legal name

i have trauma from the psych field and thus may post about my extremely negative opinions of the psych field. you have been warned.

do not give me unrequested advice.

✡️ supporting 🍉

the polyamorous arospec bisexual you were warned about

MCR Boston 9/7/2025

if i like your post and unlike it later, it’s bc i don’t like having too many posts in my likes

my ko-fi, if you are so inclined:

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Become a supporter of Hannah today!

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[ink-the-artist]

Girls when their periods sync

[ink-the-artist]

do not even worry brother ive thought of everything

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[kyra45]

“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam

“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam

“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam

“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask

“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam

“ your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)” - verification scam

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hendrik van loon, the home of mankind (1931)

[dennydreadful]

sister chastity caught drawing yaoi

[strange-aeons]

Do you love the colour of the sky? I'm also in Ontario :')

NO ITS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

the weather today is Creepy Orange

[itspapillonnoir]

THE WITCHER 3 : WILD HUNT

[the-rat12]

if rouxls was in chapter 5, he and flowery would have such horrid beef over rizzing up asgore

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[perfectday1972]

[serahlink]

‼️got kicked out today – anything helps‼️

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

Hi all, so the worst has happened. My family and I have unfortunately been kicked out after not being able to pay for a week. So now we're sorta just out in the streets, trying to figure out what to do. I'm going to try and get back to the old shelter I was at before while dad phones a friend that'll hopefully help him. I would say that my comms are open but unfortunately with us having nowhere to love right now, that simply wont be possible. Of course I'm hoping to find somewhere soon but if it's at the same shelter I was at before, they heavily discourage freelance since they have a transitional housing system, meaning I won't be able to work for a while.

I'm working with my good friend sierra to hopefully set up a gfm in order to cover basic things like food and water costs, needs that are absolutely immediate right now. But I'm gonna be putting my support links below if anyone is interested in helping us. Obviously it's not required, you all have done more than enough for me, but since we're now frfr homeless™, we don't have many outlets for help. Anything is appreciated, even something small. It goes a long way now that things are the way they are.

Thank you all so much for your support over the years, it means the absolute world to me and my family. And especially thank you to my commissioners who have endless patience and kindness, you guys especially are troopers and so so kind :"D thank you to the dragon age community as well for helping my family and I since 2021. Without them, I wouldn't be at all where I am now, I can't imagine how things wouldve gone. Thank you, thank you. 💚

~Support Info~

Paypal : https://paypal.me/sukagiru

Cashapp : $clearbluesky11

[swordsoprano]

it’s called high fantasy because it’s fun to watch it when you’re stoned. send tweet.