Subterranean Canary

Just Chaos. I'm a whirlwind. *whooooooeeee*

[sunbakery]

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[doc-coyote]

[coelasquid]

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

[leopiked-deactivated20190202]

I LEGIT HAVE SEP  1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON. 

[zodiacdad-blog1]

i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(

[goat-yells-at-everything]

IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.

[leonhartgolden]

my body is ready 

[parakeet]

[annabelle--cane]

they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

Sorry to bring this out of the tags, but it’s mentioned in episode 81: a guest for Mr. Spider

So on top of allthat OP mentioned, we can add the fact that this 30something year old already looks like an old man (:

[wizardarchetypes]

HEEELPPP a six year old just came into the nature center and she had SO many questions. it's pouring rain and nobody else is here but her family so non-stop for an hour she had my full attention. by the end of it i had half my field guides open to various insects and mammals and birds and she just kept going.

she became extremely fixated on bigfoot and asked about the ways people try to prove its existence until I was explaining DNA to her, and she asked such thoughtful questions! she said, "what if someone found a skull they thought might be bigfoot, and there was hair left over. could we use DNA from hair to prove it's bigfoot?" but before i could answer, she said, "but if you don't have a living bigfoot that you KNOW is bigfoot, to take hair from, how could you know this hair from this dead bigfoot is really bigfoot hair?" !!!! what an awesome question!!

so this 6 year old and i started discussing control groups in scientific studies and she was so engaged!!

then the bigfoot talk led to discussions of extinction which led to dinosaurs, and she said, "what I don't understand is why people say dinosaurs are extinct, but they also say that dinosaurs became birds. how could they all be extinct if they became something else?"

she asked questions that really challenged me in that figuring out how to answer them on the fly in a way that's digestible wasn't totally straightforward.

a few minutes ago, the adult with her said it was time to go and get ice cream and she said, "can't you see I have 1,000 more questions to ask? i have to just bloooowwww them all out now so you don't have to answer them later."

I saw my younger self in her so much LOL. They said they're coming back tomorrow and I said, "I won't be here, but my colleague knows even more than I do!" And she said, "Well, I hope so. He's gonna need to."

[redstonedust]

the worst part of being a non-american on the internet is statistically you're probably going to make a lot of friends who ARE american and then you start getting crazy thoughts like "i should take a vacation to buttfuck tennessee" or "i wish i could immigrate to new jersey"

[queer-as-city-folk]

I hate flop posts

[queer-as-city-folk]

Pay attention to my bullshit, I'm bored

[a-random-ufo]

flies overhead

[queer-as-city-folk]

What the fuck

[queer-as-city-folk]

I hate flop posts

[queer-as-city-folk]

Pay attention to my bullshit, I'm bored

[a-random-ufo]

flies overhead

[queer-as-city-folk]

What the fuck

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: T at ' t aca ' gg t at t t at a aa t t t ' ggt ca a a Aag tag a c t A cta t at c t gt

Closest match: Rhamphomyia laevipes genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Dance Fly

(image source) This image is of Rhamphomyia marginata, a member of the same genus!

[annabelle--cane]

my new pitch for a dracula movie adaptation is that dracula returns to london and goes to highgate cemetery first thing to try and pick off tourists in an old creepy gothicy location but his vampiric proximity to so many graves starts causing some select bodies to partially reanimate and we get this shot focusing on the earth of a burial plot in the foreground as dracula recedes out of view to chase some victims in background and this old hand busts out of the ground and starts grappling around to pull itself out of the dirt and as the undead person drags themself out of the grave we zoom out to see the rest of the tomb and oh fuck it's karl marx back from the dead and he's totally gonna rock dracula's shit like just absolutely fuck him up because it turns out he was friends with van helsing back in the mid nineteenth century and knows all about vampires and he's not just gonna lie there while the count sucks the living labor out of innocent proletarians and it's gonna be called "marx vs dracula" and there'll be a line at some point that goes "to each according to his needs unless your 'needs' are human blood, sicko"

[oblongfruitsnack]

sending out my burger of killing and violence to all my haters. good luck

[get-snuck-up-on-is-gone-forever]

whatever, go my burger

[kirvee]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Spell: Summon Greater Burger

[duamuteffe]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat Approved?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Americans are getting out of hand, but the status of this spell is:

APPROVED

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I don’t know what I expected

[beezlebutch]

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

[jehandant]

Reblogging this again bc people in the notes are asking a lot of "Am I included? Am I disabled if I have x?" and I just wanted to add the flag here to show people who the pride month is for.

This is the new flag, the old one was more vivid and in a z shape, but it's been made more neutral to be inclusive of people with seizures or sensory issues.

Each stripe represents a different aspect of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Yellow: Cognitive & intellectual disabilities

White: (And this is the key one I think) Invisible AND undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Mental illnesses

Green: Sensory disabilities

If you're autistic or have ADHD? this is your pride month. If you have a mental illness, it's your pride month. If you're hard of hearing, this is your pride month. If you have an autoimmune disorder, this is your pride month. If you are not diagnosed with anything but you know something is up with you: THIS IS STILL YOUR PRIDE MONTH.

[arthur-lesters-spine]

The idea that John and Arthur are an exploration of how platonic love is just as powerful as romantic love and the thought that John and Arthur should fuck sloppy style are ideas that can and should coexist. Methinks

[oneheadtoanother]

[annabelle--cane]

trying to figure out how jon would realistically relate to his queerness is a bit of a never ending conundrum, because, on the one hand, he's a super emotionally repressed and ashamed person who spends a lot of his arc at turns feverishly adhering to and trying to free himself from a highly gendered performance of class. his instinctive response to feeling vulnerable is to cover up his emotions, deepen his voice, exaggerate his accent, and make it look like he's above all those weak-willed credulous idiots to disguise the fact that he very much feels like a weak-willed credulous idiot. he's so used to ignoring his emotions that he can't even figure out what they are when directly asked by his dearest loved one, and he's got a, shall we say, Bad relationship to his body and his feelings of ownership over it.

on the other hand, he uses terminology like "male presenting" in his own private notes, he exclusively wears his ex gf's clothes for two months without batting an eyelid, he has basically no reaction at all to finding out other people in his social circle are queer, he dgaf about experiencing homophobic microaggressions, and his romantic relationship with a man is potentially the only thing in the entire show that he isn't paranoid about fucking up and losing. to me this paints a picture of a person who has manged to internalize really quite crushing and life-altering queerphobia about everything except, somehow, for his actual queerness. he thinks he's a lily-livered spineless wimp and an inhuman heartless abomination but that has nothing to do with his biromantic asexuality.