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@neruakitaforthewin
friend: makes a typo
me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
TFW U ACCIDENTALLY DRINK CAFFEINE BECAUSE YOU FORGOT ITS SUNDAY NIGHT AND NOW YOUR LIFE IS OVER
I'd like to give a personal shoutout to my brother for being the dumbest bitch alive
Tfw you do homework for such a long time ur eyes feel like they're bleeding
Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil
This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.
Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.
long legged spider: hey
scientist: daddy
long legged spider: what the fuck
I am so incredibly grateful for my cousins who have to be 3 of the most caring people I've ever known. Despite the fact that we are each deeply flawed individuals in our own right we still make time to eat, laugh, and support each other unconditionally and that's more than I can say for my own parents sometimes. I'm just so happy they are in my life.
TFW TRIPLE A IS GOING TO CHANGE YOUR TIRE AND THEY GO IN YOUR TRUNK TO GET THE TOOLS AND YOU FORGOT YOU HAD A GIANT ASS HARD COVER COPY OF DYKES TO WATCH OUT FOR BY ALLISON BECHDEL IN THERE AND HE JUST LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOURE A FUCKING HEATHEN
I have a stress induced migraine right now and I'm literally so mad at myself for letting it get to this point
I AM TAKING THE NIGHT OFF
Write Rhymes finds rhymes for your words while you write and takes the weirdness out of poetry and scheming.
Coooool!
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AMAZING THIS IS FOR WRITERS LIKE WE SPEND YEARS FILLING NOTEBOOKS WITH RHYMES FOR WORDS AND PHRASES AND END-RHYMES AND SLANT RHYMES AND THEN ONE DAY SOME
FUCKING
GENIUS
GOES
“YOU KNOW WHAT’D BE COOL? MAKING EVERY POET WET THEMSELVES WITH FUCKING JOY”
I” M SO FUXKC I NG
I don’t think you understand how wonderful this is for rappers as well. So tired of looking up individual words on Google.
@beastkachu
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
i am here for this
You know when you are so stressed you can feel your stomach eating itself. Yeah.
just a fun fact! compulsory heterosexuality fucks most girls up so badly that it is nearly impossible for us to tell if our attraction to men is genuine or societal forced and most of us spend years and years (quite possibly our whole lives) questioning ourselves because of it so honestly stfu with this whole “if you EVER feel attraction to men you CANT be a lesbian” bullshit if you decide you only want to be with women and want to prioritize women you’re a lesbian end of story!!! bye!!!