[runawaymarbles]

Some facts about Hillary Clinton

- In one of her FOIA’d emails, she refers to Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as “mittens” and “grinch” 

- in another, she asked an aide to remind her to bring more teacups from home

- and also please tell her what time parks and rec is on. 

- She calls some of her most loyal supporters her “sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits” 

- She nicknamed her secret service van the Scooby Van 

everyone’s like “oh she’s a robot” no she’s a GIANT DORK please vote for Madame Dork in Chief 2016 

[just-shower-thoughts]

America is in labour and by the end of the day, we’ll know if it’s a boy or a girl.

[leafwarden-deactivated20170610]

I hate this so much.

[thehobbutts]

these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.

[thehobbutts]

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

[thehobbutts]

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

[thehobbutts]

after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:

why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked

there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking

the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make

[yeehaw-hours]

A wholesome post

[ctrlego]

[hashtagloveloses]

me: i don’t really care about all these disney live action remakes disney:

me: 

[noobtheloser]

Flipflipflipflipwhomp.  I do a lot of these. So do other people.

[noobtheloser]

The end of an era. :’)  More on Webtoons. More on Reddit.

[noobtheloser]

“He becomes your willing slave.”  I do a lot of these. So do other people.

[noobtheloser]

The ultimate cure for a bad day.  More on Facebook.

[noobtheloser]

“WHA-WHOAAA!! AAAHHH!” - The bird, probably. I do a lot of these. So do other people. 

[johnshoot-her-deactivated201601]

[formerlly-the-rogue-of-doom]

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

[madokatrash-archive]

fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!

[bunbunrocket]

IS IT LITERALLY CALLED A BINKY ARE YOU SERIOUS

[creativeronica]

It’s true! Sources: 1, 2, 3

[literallysame]

I think whoever is working the camera saw all the memes from the last debate and is really trying to turn this into an episode of the office

[dailynatdyer]

“ It was really nice to see a character like Nancy. She does have that love triangle and boy drama aspect to her, but she’s independent and strong, and her main focus is about finding her best friend and solving that mystery at any cost. It’s such a blessing to get to live in that role and bring that to life. And to be surrounded by other female characters while you’re doing it! Having strong women who aren’t damsels is so nice. “

[skcgsra]

stranger things aesthetic

[catsbeaversandducks]

[knotbulian]

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.