odd2even

call me b - she/her

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[banjoremade]

no offense but

we 👯‍♀️could keep 👀the💡 lights💡 on ☀️SUN TAN ☀️(oh oh oh oh) we 💁‍♂️could get 🍕🌭LUNCH 😋(oh oOOOUhh) aw 🤦‍♂️MAN i think 🤔that i 😍 like you 😱 YOU DO 🤩 (A A A A A) yea ‼️ but something 😑 bugs me 🙄 bout the way ☝️ you 👅 lick 👀 your envelopes 💌 so i’m 🙅‍♂️ not ❌ on the 🌆 block again ‼️ so hopped up 🙋‍♂️that i 😔 can’t pretend ✌️ TWO TIME ✌️ (CLAP👏CLAP) stay 👫 friends 😩 problems that 🙎‍♂️ you 🚫 can’t 🚫 defend 🗣 🙌 hands up 🙌 we’re okay 🤗 whose heart 😘 should i 💔 break 📅 today 📅 ✌️TWO TIME ✌️ (CLAP👏CLAP) stay friends 👫👀problems 🤕 that you 😰🚫can’t🚫defend 😫😭

[nervyb]

been a while

[simkjrs]

[sees someone reblog my Original Content without any tags] please tell me what youre thinking

[thebootydiaries]

me:

Snapchat filters: so your nostrils are eyes huh? you idiot. sure would be funny if we put some eyelashes on them right? stupid. big ass nose holes lmfao. u breathe thru those things ? moron. Die

[theshitneyspears]

“PERSONAL PROBLEM”

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

send me a 🍒 if u would date me + a reason why?

[lovnin]

or send a 🍓 if u wanna be friends + a reason why

[somuch4stardust]

Attempting to explain your organizational system to someone who doesn’t have adhd

[nervyb]

sorry ive been inactive again i was in america for 2 weeks LOL

[hyrude]

[kelanie12]

[ncvalentine-deactivated]

do u ever worry abt this bc i do frequently

[mimikyuno]

cast fat people in normal roles that do not revolve around being fat/ridiculed, I dare you

[thrusticus]

[toast-potent]

this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasn’t ready for it

[acxropolis]

tis the season to remember jeremy heere is jewish therefore celebrates hanukkah

[sodasyrup]

everyone has a super human squip design and that’s cool but I

[mangomangoj]

autumn mood 🍂 🍁

[nervyb-ocs-blog]

you know he had to do it to em