Sick

IM ALRIGHT WITH ME

[segamascott]

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[sacred-portal]

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[binglam]

Sweet little bumblebee I know what U want from me Du du du pu du da da du du du pu du da da

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[chilewithcarnage]

you know his ass is saying art art

[depsidase]

[fandaniel]

repeating this to myself nonstop

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[recreationaldivorce]

we will leave a few men unforcefemmed for the fujoshis to have

[lizzy5ever-deactivated20230604]

This is the last social media platform where u can be ugly and in a foul mood

[riverlarking]

you can't predict the thematic twists and turns of my blog

[titiadocigarro]

www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

[hersurvival]

[lcb1313]

[ameba-from-space]