selfcest connoisseur

It/It's TME too young to love

[lcb1313]

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[lcb1313]

Since gregor is fictional whenever he talks about being easily scared by loud noises I'm like awww. That's so cute and sad. Irl I drop things around my veteran grandfather on purpose to give him panic attacks for fun

[jingerpi]

"reblog to give a trans woman soup"

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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"

- you are now on a blocklist

[otakujp035]

(Xユーザーのはるゆきさん: 「https://t.co/qYJhZO6XQ6」 / Xから)

[zoesupreme]

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[grudgez]

[lesbiandonquixote]

[lcb1313]

[charl0ttan]

did anyone else just get pregnant

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*irony-poisoned marvel movie quip that cuts through any sincerity or seriousness in the scene voice* wait - did anyone else just get pregnant?

[charl0ttan]

hes right inside me isnt he

[my-commc]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[yrn-te-ao]

girls drop out of uni to get more chuuni

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[lcb1313]

Honestly if you say anything positive or sympathetic about tumblr staff at all you are a boot licker

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy needs to go for A DRIVE