Few can claim to know what love is

It/It's plural TME 11 years old DNI if you're not a sick and twisted pervert

[lcb1313]

[otterize]

Im obsessed with the off kilter wording and cadence of porn blog responses. Like aliens pretending to understand gay sex

exhibit A:

[lolikautopia]

if anyone can spare 70 dollars or literally any fraction of that so I can get my meds and also have clean clothes to wear I'd really appreciate it if you could cashapp me please

$franzval39

[ilynpilled]

ah.

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

oh 

[lotostar]

fatal illness

[lotostar]

the whole squad's here

[specificallygrowndaikon]

the new dr harlow dialogue

[lps864]

classes and reoccuring npcs

[lcb1313]

> be me

> pregnant

> its yours

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[gingik]

[prokopetz]

BRB, starting discourse about how viewing art on the Internet is morally bankrupt regardless of its origin because even if it was made by human hands, what you're seeing on your screen is not the original human-made digital file, but a soulless machine-made replica in your browser's Internet cache.

[lcb1313]

power is back on 😁 it was out for a whopping 24 hours

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[lcb1313]

my idea for a left handed mode on Tumblr

[lcb1313]

hi you will not hear from me much because theres been a massive power outage affecting multiple cities on the east coast and I'm in one of them