i’m like a boy who’s a pretty girl

i’m Rowan and i’m 26 and i love trans ppl

[charl0ttan]

a giggle is a laugh and a smile at the exact same time

[charl0ttan]

a laugh is when you smile twice at once

[charl0ttan]

a smile is whenever you want to. free and beautiful

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[transgenderization]

doessomehting horrible to you for secret reasons

[dappercyborg]

@pastapersona 💙

[pastapersona]

awaaaaaaaaaa whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dappercyborg]

✨secret reasons✨

[pastapersona]

hmph >:T

[transgenderization]

youre both going in this thing btw no flirting on my posts

[infertilityidol]

baby bird that wants to eat Ben and Jerry's but needs it regurgitated: all right cough up the dough

[ashenmind]

I don’t know what’s crazier: that at least 200 species names had this specific slur, or that 205 of the 556 votes wanted to keep it

[ashenmind]

???

[100493503004422]

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[skittypilled]

i love this tweet i love it so much

[angelicguy]

theyre changing the coin

[angelicguy]

he seems to like it less

[dogpuppy]

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[nuz1970]

[victusinveritas]