NESSIE LYCHII!!

HAIIII!!!!

[nessaratoma]

HALLO!!! i saw a few others get one of these things.. sage said i should start my own so i decided i should follow along !! :P

i don't do any specific tags really, but i will tag ooc or out of character for those types of posts!

i decided that for asks, i might do a little corresponding doodle if i feel like it!!

i would include asks for lyle but i fear that i don't write him in character.. i mean i'll try if i have to

uhhhh is there anything else i need to cover..checks notes.. uaah I DONT KNOW ill edit this if necessary okay byeee !! wavign emoji

[psikonauti]

Lychee Stink Bug Nymph (Tessaratoma papillosa, Tessaratomidae)

[nessaratoma]

oh fuck yes

[valpenrpf]

@rogershousewife @crinkleshellhole

[nessaratoma]

im not reblogging this on my main so ill just do it here ooc

OH MY GAAAAHDD the image on the left that i gave you of lyle AAAAAAAAAAAAAA im geeking

ALSO CORY CORY CORY HIS HAIR IM SOBBING

THEYRE BOTH SO BEAUTIFUL IM SKINNIGN EVBEYREONE!!!

[valpenrpf]

PLEASE I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS ABOUT THESE MEN.

Cory is so pretty here I can't

LYLE OH LORRRRDDDDD

Cory is cute and pretty and a sissy and then you have alpha male hot Lyle I cant

[nessaratoma]

ALPHA MALE?? im gona fart myself OHhh SORRY THAT WAS A JOKE

pretty n cute pathetic autistic fat boy.. lelele..

and LAYYIIYYLE oh my god.Oh my god hoyhm Sorry i need to cater i cant jsut geek over lyle

[valpenrpf]

@rogershousewife @crinkleshellhole

[nessaratoma]

im not reblogging this on my main so ill just do it here ooc

OH MY GAAAAHDD the image on the left that i gave you of lyle AAAAAAAAAAAAAA im geeking

ALSO CORY CORY CORY HIS HAIR IM SOBBING

THEYRE BOTH SO BEAUTIFUL IM SKINNIGN EVBEYREONE!!!

[nessaratoma]

ok funny hahas it isnt funny anymore WHERE IS BARTLESBY. HE RAN OFF THREE HOURS AGO IVE TORN THIS HOUSE APART I CANNOT FIND HIM. I CHECKED EVERY BEDROOM IN MY HALLWAY. IVE CHECKED THE KITCHEN, THE LIVING ROOM. I CANT FIND THIS GODDAMN BUG IM GOING TO SOB

[gummiclawz]

Have you checked Adam's room?

It's pretty messy in there but you know... (¯ . ¯;)

[nessaratoma]

HIW DID HE GET IN GIS CLOSET ????

[nessaratoma]

ok funny hahas it isnt funny anymore WHERE IS BARTLESBY. HE RAN OFF THREE HOURS AGO IVE TORN THIS HOUSE APART I CANNOT FIND HIM. I CHECKED EVERY BEDROOM IN MY HALLWAY. IVE CHECKED THE KITCHEN, THE LIVING ROOM. I CANT FIND THIS GODDAMN BUG IM GOING TO SOB

[nessaratoma]

THIS GODDAMN BUG KEEPS LEAVINH MY ROOM I DONT KNOW WHERE HE WENT. HOW DID I LOSE HIM HE LITERALLY IS SO OLD AND DECREPIT HE ONLY CLACKS AROUND LIKE A MILE PER HOUR. I HATE IT HERE SOMEONE HELP I LOST BARTLESBY AGAIN THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME AND HIM. INCASE YOU FIND HIM I MISS MY SON DEARLY

PLEASE HELP ME

[nessaratoma]

this may or may not heavily be based (it's not even heavily it IS him) on a plushie my brother gifted me when i was like. Eight because i love him so

[nessaratoma]

THIS GODDAMN BUG KEEPS LEAVINH MY ROOM I DONT KNOW WHERE HE WENT. HOW DID I LOSE HIM HE LITERALLY IS SO OLD AND DECREPIT HE ONLY CLACKS AROUND LIKE A MILE PER HOUR. I HATE IT HERE SOMEONE HELP I LOST BARTLESBY AGAIN THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME AND HIM. INCASE YOU FIND HIM I MISS MY SON DEARLY

PLEASE HELP ME

[nessaratoma]

I'm coming out.

[gummiclawz]

Nessie you can't say that.. :(

[nessaratoma]

Bitch kys faggot I looove killing faaaagggots cause i can kill them everyday

can we kiss now or soemthig im bricked

[gummiclawz]

No we can't kiss! I have a boyfriend!

AND you just said something mean to me!

[nessaratoma]

Haha ok sorry babe leans against wall

[gummiclawz]

We aren't dating Nessie Wessie :(

[nessaratoma]

My bad my bad my bad i say as the condom falls from my pants pocket hahahaha

[gummiclawz]

Poopdiidiiscoop

Poopdiidiiscooppoop

[nessaratoma]

Bitch square up fucking cunt whips out my cock

[gummiclawz]

sucks it ;)

[nessaratoma]

word? Damn ok runs away fuckign lunatic

[nessaratoma]

I'm coming out.

[gummiclawz]

Nessie you can't say that.. :(

[nessaratoma]

Bitch kys faggot I looove killing faaaagggots cause i can kill them everyday

can we kiss now or soemthig im bricked

[gummiclawz]

No we can't kiss! I have a boyfriend!

AND you just said something mean to me!

[nessaratoma]

Haha ok sorry babe leans against wall

[gummiclawz]

We aren't dating Nessie Wessie :(

[nessaratoma]

My bad my bad my bad i say as the condom falls from my pants pocket hahahaha

[gummiclawz]

Poopdiidiiscoop

Poopdiidiiscooppoop

[nessaratoma]

Bitch square up fucking cunt whips out my cock

[nessaratoma]

this is a devastating day in oneyhistory

i asked like five of the guys if they wanted to make bracelets with me and none of them said yes what.. fake friends smh..

[crinklebinkle]

i'll make bracelets with you :3

[nessaratoma]

WIN I REJOICE I say as i trip down the stairs Naoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crinklebinkle]

oh my glob are you alright man??

[nessaratoma]

yes just a leetol excited Teehee brushes dirt off my legs like nothing happened

[nessaratoma]

I'm coming out.

[gummiclawz]

Nessie you can't say that.. :(

[nessaratoma]

Bitch kys faggot I looove killing faaaagggots cause i can kill them everyday

can we kiss now or soemthig im bricked

[gummiclawz]

No we can't kiss! I have a boyfriend!

AND you just said something mean to me!

[nessaratoma]

Haha ok sorry babe leans against wall

[gummiclawz]

We aren't dating Nessie Wessie :(

[nessaratoma]

My bad my bad my bad i say as the condom falls from my pants pocket hahahaha

[nessaratoma]

I'm coming out.

[gummiclawz]

Nessie you can't say that.. :(

[nessaratoma]

Bitch kys faggot I looove killing faaaagggots cause i can kill them everyday

can we kiss now or soemthig im bricked

[gummiclawz]

No we can't kiss! I have a boyfriend!

AND you just said something mean to me!

[nessaratoma]

Haha ok sorry babe leans against wall

[nessaratoma]

this is a devastating day in oneyhistory

i asked like five of the guys if they wanted to make bracelets with me and none of them said yes what.. fake friends smh..

[crinklebinkle]

i'll make bracelets with you :3

[nessaratoma]

WIN I REJOICE I say as i trip down the stairs Naoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nessaratoma]

I'm coming out.

[gummiclawz]

Nessie you can't say that.. :(

[nessaratoma]

Bitch kys faggot I looove killing faaaagggots cause i can kill them everyday

can we kiss now or soemthig im bricked

[nessaratoma]

I'm coming out.

[crinklebinkle]

this is how i fly btw

[nessaratoma]

this is motivational i am. Moved after watching this