nested

[nested-shitposts]

Fruit Bat

Fruit Bat: Don't turn around.

[nested-shitposts]

Brown Bear

Brown Bear: SUCH PLEBEIAN UNDERTAKINGS

YES INDEED

YES I AM QUITE DAPPER

[nested-shitposts]

Locust

Locust: small tasty things

Locust: food please

Locust: go away

[nested-shitposts]

Shark

Shark: OH HEY ARE YOU FOOD

Shark: I'M SERIOUS

[nested-shitposts]

Ctenophore

Ctenophore: gblurps

[nested-shitposts]

Three Nanosaurs

Three Nanosaurs: I need a couple decades on an exotic planet to cool off.

[nested-shitposts]

The Website

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested

[nested-shitposts]

Flamingo

Flamingo: pooping on people, from far above, doop-dee-doop

[nested-shitposts]

lark

lark: everything i sing is super-lewd

lark: do i care, no i don't, doop-dee-doop

[nested-shitposts]

ereptile dysfunction

[nested-shitposts]

gecko

gecko: ill bop u 1

gecko: i joke bb

[nested-shitposts]

Howler Monkey

Howler Monkey: Man, you keep delicious things in your fur.

[nested-shitposts]

Spider Monkey

Spider Monkey: Hey. Pull my finger.

Spider Monkey: Can I eat the skin of your face just a little? No? Okay, just making sure.

Spider Monkey: Yes. I'm a monkey. How are you.

[nested-shitposts]

mealworm

mealworm: hey apple

mealworm: wiggle wiggle

mealworm: squirm squirm

mealworm: hello

[nested-shitposts]

flatworm

oh sorry

[nested-shitposts]

Spider

Spider: go away

Spider: hey hey

[nested-shitposts]

jellyfish larva

they're slowly rising from deep below :(