Just trying this out.

Hello. I am Teodoro, grade 8 fixer, employee number 2 at the Silver Branch Office. I merely wished to thank you for helping with the whole... Situation. I'm sure it was mostly so like... The City didn't get ruined, but given we live here the help is appreciated, we do like being able to live. I am indebted to you, even if a low grade fixer in a low grade office such as myself probably can't yet offer you much of value. -🪻

@silverbranchoffice

It is no problem. Do not worry much about it, as Kath helped me out once during a… particularly embarrassing incident.

So, I just took the opportunity to help back. But, if you really want something to give me, get me a soda. Any flavor, go wild with it even. I didn’t get the drink I wanted during that whole incident Kath helped me with I mentioned earlier, so I’ll consider this even.

Uh, we might still have some Wellcheers around here or something? Without the drugs that some people slip in to send you to work on a fishing boat of course. Cherry or Grape? Alternatively I think we preserved some of those Bongbong orange drink jelly things. We don't have many left, the fact we found any is a miracle. But anything for the help you gave us. -🪻

#molten core #-interacts with-#silver branch office

I’m alright with a cherry soda. Never really liked grape flavored things.

//ooc meming

don’t leave me on executioner duty without food

update: arm stuck

#Youtube

Hello. I am Teodoro, grade 8 fixer, employee number 2 at the Silver Branch Office. I merely wished to thank you for helping with the whole... Situation. I'm sure it was mostly so like... The City didn't get ruined, but given we live here the help is appreciated, we do like being able to live. I am indebted to you, even if a low grade fixer in a low grade office such as myself probably can't yet offer you much of value. -🪻

@silverbranchoffice

It is no problem. Do not worry much about it, as Kath helped me out once during a… particularly embarrassing incident.

So, I just took the opportunity to help back. But, if you really want something to give me, get me a soda. Any flavor, go wild with it even. I didn’t get the drink I wanted during that whole incident Kath helped me with I mentioned earlier, so I’ll consider this even.

#answered by -#molten core

heard about the eggs. you think they could be used for cooking?

- @district23gourmet

The abnormality eggs?

I mean... Theoretically? Some of these eggs look less like eggs more like things I'd put on top of a shelf, but some look like... well... eggs. We can mail some to you if you're interested, but don't take it as a guaranteed meal

I think God is in one of these eggs

I.... I wouldn't recommend trying to eat abnormality eggs unless you like the taste of chipped teeth. They're pretty damn invincible, making their eventual hatching inevitable and their edibility non-existant. -🪻

Honestly I was just planning to dump them all in the U Corp backstreets but now I'm having second thoughts

Depends, do you consider millions dead, a fall of a wing, potentially the entire city destroyed a good idea? -👴

Don't be rude manager.... But yeah, I dunno. I mean, if you specifically made sure they were in the waves MAYBE the whales could take care of them, but all of this is heavily reliant on who's eggs you are and mermaid-ifying an abnormality is likely to not be fun... Again, we'll do our best to support you in taking care of them, but a lot of these is gonna be just disposing of them as safely as possible.... I wonder if we could somehow get em far in the outskirts.... Hopefully away from that place, I don't wanna bother them, though if anyone could take care of the situation it's them -🪻

If you don’t mind me butting in, I can help with the disposal of these eggs.

Any and all help is appreciated. I just wanna make sure everyone stays safe (and maybe keep a select few of the eggs for my office, everyone has ulterior motives afterall) -🪻

Hey as long as they're out of my office I can't say I care for ulterior motives

If you don’t mind me coming over now, I’ll be there in some seconds to remove the rest of the eggs that you don’t want to keep.

By all means go ahead, I'm terrified one of these things are gonna hatch already. Leave a few to the Silver Branch though.

#molten core #-interacts with-#kath #silver branch office

Alrighty then. Be over in a second or two.

(A few seconds later, the air is suddenly so much warmer as a claw rips through space. An executioner with two serums, one red and the other bright white.)

(Core steps through the ripped open portal, giving an awkward wave before proceeding to take away most of the eggs, of course leaving some for Silver Branch Office.)

heard about the eggs. you think they could be used for cooking?

- @district23gourmet

The abnormality eggs?

I mean... Theoretically? Some of these eggs look less like eggs more like things I'd put on top of a shelf, but some look like... well... eggs. We can mail some to you if you're interested, but don't take it as a guaranteed meal

I think God is in one of these eggs

I.... I wouldn't recommend trying to eat abnormality eggs unless you like the taste of chipped teeth. They're pretty damn invincible, making their eventual hatching inevitable and their edibility non-existant. -🪻

Honestly I was just planning to dump them all in the U Corp backstreets but now I'm having second thoughts

Depends, do you consider millions dead, a fall of a wing, potentially the entire city destroyed a good idea? -👴

Don't be rude manager.... But yeah, I dunno. I mean, if you specifically made sure they were in the waves MAYBE the whales could take care of them, but all of this is heavily reliant on who's eggs you are and mermaid-ifying an abnormality is likely to not be fun... Again, we'll do our best to support you in taking care of them, but a lot of these is gonna be just disposing of them as safely as possible.... I wonder if we could somehow get em far in the outskirts.... Hopefully away from that place, I don't wanna bother them, though if anyone could take care of the situation it's them -🪻

If you don’t mind me butting in, I can help with the disposal of these eggs.

Any and all help is appreciated. I just wanna make sure everyone stays safe (and maybe keep a select few of the eggs for my office, everyone has ulterior motives afterall) -🪻

Hey as long as they're out of my office I can't say I care for ulterior motives

#molten core #-interacts with-#kath #silver branch office

If you don’t mind me coming over now, I’ll be there in some seconds to remove the rest of the eggs that you don’t want to keep.

looks at you (yes, YOU..........) with my peeps so big theyre taking up half of my face

like. This.

(hi bestie. Im gonna need to maybe draw this...)

Stares back at you. With my eyedballs. My biiiiiig ol eyedballs.

#answered by -#molten core #project moon ask blog

You give me the vibes of someone who would like ultrakill

And you’d be reading my vibes correctly!

#answered by -#molten core #project moon ask blog

*stares at you intensely*

you are goals

Oh? Thanks.

#Answered by -#Molten Core #//imagine her chuckling warmly with the typa smile old ladies give. that’s her rn #project moon ask blog

Why did you choose the name Core? Its a good name, just curious

Reasonable question to ask. It was more of a… descriptor, rather than a name. But I liked it, and it thus became my new name when I incinerated my old one.

#Answered by -#Molten Core #project moon ask blog

heard about the eggs. you think they could be used for cooking?

- @district23gourmet

The abnormality eggs?

I mean... Theoretically? Some of these eggs look less like eggs more like things I'd put on top of a shelf, but some look like... well... eggs. We can mail some to you if you're interested, but don't take it as a guaranteed meal

I think God is in one of these eggs

I.... I wouldn't recommend trying to eat abnormality eggs unless you like the taste of chipped teeth. They're pretty damn invincible, making their eventual hatching inevitable and their edibility non-existant. -🪻

Honestly I was just planning to dump them all in the U Corp backstreets but now I'm having second thoughts

Depends, do you consider millions dead, a fall of a wing, potentially the entire city destroyed a good idea? -👴

Don't be rude manager.... But yeah, I dunno. I mean, if you specifically made sure they were in the waves MAYBE the whales could take care of them, but all of this is heavily reliant on who's eggs you are and mermaid-ifying an abnormality is likely to not be fun... Again, we'll do our best to support you in taking care of them, but a lot of these is gonna be just disposing of them as safely as possible.... I wonder if we could somehow get em far in the outskirts.... Hopefully away from that place, I don't wanna bother them, though if anyone could take care of the situation it's them -🪻