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@silverbranchoffice
Okay sooo. I suppose I should introduce myself huh? While I'm at it may as well introduce my whole Office. Ahem,
Welcome to the official(?) Silver Branch Office Tumblr!
It's technically official, since you can chat to me about our Office and stuff and I'll even let some of my coworkers chat here if they wanna. But this is mostly my personal blog, and God's I plan to make the most of it, too long since I've had a phone.
*Gibdos begin falling from the sky
What starts falling from AH WHAT THE FUCK AH! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! -🪻
you should like do the thing like the
Do the what?... Uhm... You didn't finish your sentence uhm?.... Woof? -🪻
What is a “Pink”?
It’s a color??
No- I mean- I thought I heard someone use it as a name is all. Some rumor about the abnormality @silverbranchoffice recently received custody of?
Hm... Well, a better name than Jimminy Billy-Bob. -👴
What will you name the creature?????
Jimminy Billy-Bob of course -🪻
.... Why am I friends with this guy again? -👴
Trauma bond -🪻
Assumed you guys were coworkers from L Corp or something?
That’s prolly a big part.
Anyway what’s the creature actually.
Everyone at our office was, we knew eachother back in the day and just stuck together. -👴
As for the creature, all we know so far is the description given. Cat, abnormality, can become a magical girl, zoomies at ungodly hours, large appetite. Anything else we'll probably need to work on it to find out, maybe look around to see if we've scrounged up any papers from fallen L. Corp branches about it, though I doubt we have one of this abno specifically it doesn't ring any bells... Though we're no strangers to magical girls at least. Worst case scenario, if not much becomes clear from plain working on it, we'll need to take research further but I don't mind. I personally like to work, gives me something to do. -🪻
Emphasis on do, he sucks at delegating, I have to remind them there's more people in the office than just himself that he can give work to. -👴
Kitty! Kitty! New friend! Hehehe, gonna find out what makes 'em tick!... Getting cat friends seems to be a pattern these days, hmmm... -🪻
How do you know if it’s actually really, really, really hungry or if it eats bunches and tons because its feelings are hurting?
Uhm... I guess that's one of the things we'll need to figure out. If an Abnormality has stress eating, that's gonna be a pain... -🪻
What will you name the creature?????
Jimminy Billy-Bob of course -🪻
.... Why am I friends with this guy again? -👴
Trauma bond -🪻
Assumed you guys were coworkers from L Corp or something?
That’s prolly a big part.
Anyway what’s the creature actually.
Everyone at our office was, we knew eachother back in the day and just stuck together. -👴
As for the creature, all we know so far is the description given. Cat, abnormality, can become a magical girl, zoomies at ungodly hours, large appetite. Anything else we'll probably need to work on it to find out, maybe look around to see if we've scrounged up any papers from fallen L. Corp branches about it, though I doubt we have one of this abno specifically it doesn't ring any bells... Though we're no strangers to magical girls at least. Worst case scenario, if not much becomes clear from plain working on it, we'll need to take research further but I don't mind. I personally like to work, gives me something to do. -🪻
Emphasis on do, he sucks at delegating, I have to remind them there's more people in the office than just himself that he can give work to. -👴
Kitty! Kitty! New friend! Hehehe, gonna find out what makes 'em tick!... Getting cat friends seems to be a pattern these days, hmmm... -🪻
…magical girl cat?
Do you have other info?
Not really, it was just dropped off here? Uh, the zoomies were to the specific timeframe of 1 am to 4 am, and it's large appetite must apperantly consist of solely edible substances or else it gets violent which like fair I guess. Not even a name, thus why we've been tasked to name it. -🪻
Yeah, I'm gonna start brainstorming an actual classification name, we're not officially gonna name it Jimminy Billy-Bob or whatever -👴
How about Kyubey -🪻
I think that's copyrighted -👴
What will you name the creature?????
Jimminy Billy-Bob of course -🪻
.... Why am I friends with this guy again? -👴
Trauma bond -🪻
Assumed you guys were coworkers from L Corp or something?
That’s prolly a big part.
Anyway what’s the creature actually.
Everyone at our office was, we knew eachother back in the day and just stuck together. -👴
As for the creature, all we know so far is the description given. Cat, abnormality, can become a magical girl, zoomies at ungodly hours, large appetite. Anything else we'll probably need to work on it to find out, maybe look around to see if we've scrounged up any papers from fallen L. Corp branches about it, though I doubt we have one of this abno specifically it doesn't ring any bells... Though we're no strangers to magical girls at least. Worst case scenario, if not much becomes clear from plain working on it, we'll need to take research further but I don't mind. I personally like to work, gives me something to do. -🪻
Emphasis on do, he sucks at delegating, I have to remind them there's more people in the office than just himself that he can give work to. -👴
Kitty! Kitty! New friend! Hehehe, gonna find out what makes 'em tick!... Getting cat friends seems to be a pattern these days, hmmm... -🪻
What will you name the creature?????
Jimminy Billy-Bob of course -🪻
.... Why am I friends with this guy again? -👴
Trauma bond -🪻
Hey he is cute
Don't complain
New frieeeeenddddd!! Yayyy! -🪻
Well, too late to say no -👴
Well it is an Abnormality, thats why I don't want the little shit I dunno what classification Pro tip don't let him eat like non edible stuff then he gets angrier and goes on a killing spree
I... See. Well, if it's an abnormality it's at least in our area of expertise, that helps. Still at least warn someone before you dump a random creature next time maybe? -👴
Would you like to have a pet cat that transforms into a magical girl in the middle of the night and has the zoomies at 1 am to 4 am then sleeps all day and then eats quadruple it's weight every day?
Welp lucky for you! He is here in this box, Alive.
Name him whatever you want. I don't want this fucker.
[the box has been placed in your office lunch room]
HUH WHAT HUH?! YOU CAN'T YOU- YOU CAN'T JUST DROP SOMETHING OFF AT OUR DOORSTEP LIKE THIS?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BECOMES A MAGICAL GIRL?! IS THIS AN ABNORMALITY?! A DISTORTION?! IS THIS AN OUTSKIRTS MONSTER?! IS THE HEAD GONNA KILL US FOR HAVING THIS?! IF YOU'RE GONNA SADDLE US WITH THE BURDEN OF RESPONSIBILITY YOU SHOULD AT LEAST GIVE US SOME FUCKING AHN!!!! -👴
( @marrowisanexcellenrartist )
Hi there! I uh…I know you haven’t been active lately….but would you mind telling me about your office (and providing a logo)? I’m making a tier list and I’d like to be able to shout out smaller/lesser-known offices :D
Greetings! Here at the Silver Branch Office we offer all manner of services when it comes to Abnormalities, Distortion and E.G.O. whether it be information, supression or distribution! Our credentials being that we're survivors of the fallen Lobotomy Corporation!! -🪻
And here is our logo! -🪻
[Logo made by @flowerychainsaw06]
I LOVE using EGO I LOVE corroding I LOVE regressing to a worse mental state I LOVE how the LCE refuses to provide the LCB with proper EGO Gear
Jeez, dats not helfy -🪻
[Teo is somehow still chewing a bone]
... U-uhm, what Teo means to say is "jeez, that's not healthy" -🦊
I mean, ego in't fo evwehwone, wet awoon imomer gea -🪻
"I mean, E.G.O. isn't for everyone, let alone improper gear" -🦊
…Limbus Company does not care. Whatever wins fights is all they want. They even have a “Winrate” algorithm for the manager to use.
Dam, dey kina fuggin sugg huh? -🪻
"Damn, they kinda fucking suck huh?" -🦊
I LOVE using EGO I LOVE corroding I LOVE regressing to a worse mental state I LOVE how the LCE refuses to provide the LCB with proper EGO Gear
Jeez, dats not helfy -🪻
[Teo is somehow still chewing a bone]
... U-uhm, what Teo means to say is "jeez, that's not healthy" -🦊
I mean, ego in't fo evwehwone, wet awoon imomer gea -🪻
"I mean, E.G.O. isn't for everyone, let alone improper gear" -🦊
Hmm I think that scarf helps with evasion
Clean it up though
It looks dusty
Oh cool.
// Kath grabs the scarf and dusts it off before wrapping it around her neck.
...I don't see how putting a scarf on helps me dodge faster but I'll take your word for it
Sounds like EGO logi-
How’d you get an EGO-y scarf.
EGO really do be just...in the city.
Dunno why it's so frequent now.
Maybe there's a new emerging potential Wing utilizing similar tech to L Corp? Good luck trying to run that shitshow of a Wing to them, I guess.
Nono, EGO’s such a particular thing, if anything it’d be either right from an abno originally or it got extracted by like a facility.
…
Kinda like distortions.
Mmm...Distortion blood....mmmmmm...Tastyyy...
I should mix it with like- that Rock Flavor icee coffee.
. . .
[Sighing.]
What? I have to substitute SOMETHING.
You prefer I drink an orphanage or something???
…hey, so, you do realize distortions and abnos are similar enough sourcewise?
Hell, someone who stays distorted too long irrevocably turns to an abno.
...HEY SO DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND AN ABNO THAT BLEEDS????
Well, there is Bloodbath... -🪻
// Quick update since I'm trying out characters, here's two candidates for @lcb-hamlet (The one with a sword) and @silverbranchoffice (the one with a hammer)
//Fuck yeah!!!
// I wanna... like... assign all my mutuals/friends a character/modded character in YOMIH... in case a fight happens and I wanna visualize it...
// If you guys wanna choose a character that best represents ur oc then go ahead (except for carmen she gets to be carmen)... otherwise I'll do sum vibe-based assigning........
// OKAY so here's the current very incomplete list (which includes Me, @definitelynotdistorter, @lcb-hamlet, @austere-without-an-end, @huskytheindexmessenger, and @silverbranchoffice)
// I'm attendant (because knives), Carmen's Carmen, Auster's Cowboy only because their sword and Cowboy's sword is roughly the same shape (NOT FINAL), Teo's beast (because dog, also NOT FINAL), and I don't know who's best to represent Hamlet and Husky.
//YIPPEEE, idk much about Beast but Teo is very woof. Teo's combat tends to be agile (when he's not very feral this is a detriment because he really likes using heavy weapons, particularly big hammer like Amy Rose so he never really uses that to its full potential and has to get creative), but when there's an excuse to go apeshit with claws and teeth or something he does just rip and tear
