Literal Garbage

Doin my best

[just-shower-thoughts]

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

[just-shower-shitposts]

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post

[markv5]

Зима,уходи

[biasheck]

winter, go away

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tybalt-tisk]

Suburbitank.

[officialunitedstates]

out blazing

[officialunitedstates]

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[alienscumbag]

[saltycathy]

[babyanimalgifs]

Two things:

1. I don’t have a cat………… 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT

via @brenaclifton

[justagirlelle-deactivated202103]

Now you do.

[agirlwithwingsnonecansee]

He is now your guide

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

This thread is amazing.

[cuddleswithhiddles]

I wanna give this a 1000 likes.

[morrowseer-deactivated20150221]

“cutie” and “babe” are overrated pet names for your significant other. try “leader of thunderclan” or “the fire that saved the clan” instead

[lifeinpoetry]

           I was a woman once, but that’s not the farthest thing from the sun            another universe might’ve let me be: another universe might’ve let us be.

— Meg Day, from “If You’re Staying, I’ll Stay Too,” originally published in The South Carolina Review

[somecutething]

Okay….big jump….NOW!

[yallstillhere]

OH MY GOD

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[spratwurst]

solidarity 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958