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mockva

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

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the-davest-of-uncles

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

#eagles #fishing #i'm pretty sure this is the most american thing you can do #queued

betweenheroesandvillains

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

supportive-snapmaw

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

ghstbusting

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

#fdjklfalk #drugs cw #euro #queued

crowboy-bebop

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

curlicuecal

#this is also how i feel about starlings #birbs #queued

loveridden1999

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

#nicki minaj starships #fandom #queued

bandsanitizer

I will NEVER and I do mean NEVER be over the way ilya points to himself, then shane, then holds his hand over his heart as he repeats “I love you” in Russian, slowly, for shane. not just saying it in his first language because shane asked, but teaching shane, too. making sure shane understands what he’s saying. making sure shane knows what the words mean and how much he means them. “ya” ilya points to ilya. “tebya” ilya points to shane. “lyublyu” ilya essentially gestures to his heart. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

#oh shit i never clocked this #a little hint that shane will indeed start to learn russian in s2 #heated rivalry #queued

thisfeebleheart

patient needs neck kisses to survive

#heated rivalry #queued

youtendtoforget-deactivated2025

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

#me #ibuprofen #disability #queued

Re HR merch BIG SAME i desperately want a Hollander jersey, but i will not get a Montreal one. They need to hurry up and start releasing s2 merchhhh

dude seriously!!!!! and I just don't feel a strong affinity to the Raiders or Admirals. gimme that Ottawa merch!!!!! I am curious what they change the name of the team to if they can't get the rights to Centaurs (or just don't want to use it). my guess is Woodchucks or Beavers, because these are small sort of silly animals, and because their mascot Chuck is a beaver, but there's already a team called the Ottawa Beavers so next closest animal that's still a sexual double entendre is Woodchucks. honestly this is one of the things I am MOST excited about them announcing for s2 😂

#noblecharley #heated rivalry related #tp

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

#i can fly but the more i use it the less powerful it is #?????#so eventually it just goes away??#i mean i guess i would still take it knowing i would eventually lose the ability #and save using it for special occasions #queued

amaranthuscaudatus

I’m in my „Shane Hollander finding a second family with the Centaurs“ feelings again, so here’s an incomplete list of headcanons I have about the things the Centaurs learn about The Shane Hollander after he joined the team:

• He is terrifyingly good at pool and darts. Like not fun, not casual. It’s equal parts focus, training and an alarming amount of competitive rage.

• He can twerk. Very well. Apparently J.J. taught him?? Shane does NOT consider it dancing and usually doesn’t mention it, but one day the question “who here can actually twerk” came up and yeah, he can. Ilya is still begging him for a repeat performance.

• Sometimes he seems sincere and a little clueless. He is not. He is, in fact, committing to a bit solely to annoy Ilya. The best part: it works every time.

• He is a grumpy morning person. Silent. Judging. Once he drinks one of his absolutely cursed smoothies he suddenly turns into a functioning human again. Nobody who has tried the smoothies understands why.

• He believes in fair play. Strongly. Passionately. Except when he doesn’t. He has Rules about it. Rule #1: Nothing is off-limits if it’s against Ilya. This has included, but is not limited to, distracting Ilya mid–arm wrestling match by kissing him.

goldturnedgray

@stickerqueer incredible take, completely obsessed

#heated rivalry #i am holding out to buy ALL the ottawa centaurs (or whatever they sub them with) merch #queued

thecraftgremlin

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

stargirl-and-potts

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

#this is very sweet #project hail mary #queued

stranglingfruitloop

"In fact, when I finished it, I handed it to my wife, and I said, 'I think I just wrote something incomprehensible about four women wandering aimlessly on a hiking trail in North Florida. Could you please check for me?' She read it and thankfully gave it the stamp of approval and said it was actually a novel and actually made sense."

Jeff Vandermeer about Annihilation, Clarkesworld magazine, July 2014.

#lmao #jeff vandermeer #annihilation #queued